Chapter 232 Player: No matter who you are, get out of the way of a pig (page 12)
Chapter 232 Player: No matter who you are, get out of the way of a pig (page 12)
not easy!
It's not easy!
I haven’t played this game yet!
This foreplay alone is enough!
Whose game has such lengthy foreplay?
Whose opening animation is so far behind?
It’s a sports game that does this cool thing!
can only say……
As expected of an old thief!
In the live broadcast room.
When the player saw the [Go] button prompt, he was extremely excited——
"Finally, finally started?"
"I've waited until the flowers withered!"
"To be honest, I'm starting to get tired!"
"Hahahaha, upstairs, I feel like you told me your excuse for having sex with the teacher in advance!"
"What you're saying is that the prostitute teacher is the one who made a bet with the old thief. How can he have an excuse?"
"Come on, Mr. Whore, let Fallen Lagong see the power of a geoduck!"
"Pippi Shrimp, let's go!"
The prostitute teacher glanced at the barrage, smiled helplessly, and ignored it.
He picked up the towel on his shoulder, wiped the sweat off his forehead, controlled the fitness ring in his hand, and officially entered the level.
Blue sky, white clouds, forest, grassland.
On the dirt path in the lush forest.
Sao Zhu was already waiting with his spirit ring in hand.
【Let’s move towards the finish line! 】
The small area on the left side of the screen displays the operations that the player needs to perform at the moment, as well as the real-time status——
【jogging】
Sao Zhu hurriedly grasped the fitness ring with both hands and started walking in place. On the screen, the character codenamed Sao Zhu also started jogging on the forest path in real time.
[Spirit Huan: Then, let’s go. There’s a “Gate” ahead. Let’s go there first! 】
As the Sao Pig stepped on the spot faster, the general's belly also trembled.
[Spirit Ring: Try pushing me down! 】
Seeing this, Sao Zhu followed suit and pushed the fitness ring with both hands.
I saw the game world synchronized in real time, the spirit ring was pushed, gathered energy, and released a series of bubbles forward.
[Spirit Ring: That’s right! Can fire air cannons! Remember it well! You can also fire air cannons to the left and right! 】
When the water friends saw this scene, their eyes suddenly lit up.
"I understand, this is a basic fitness skill, right?"
"You can also exercise and attack. It's quite interesting!"
"No wonder the early warm-up exercises take so long. It turns out it's really all cheese!"
"Brother upstairs, are you serious about this cheese?"
"Be serious, brother! (OK.JPG)"
The teaching of air cannon made Sao Zhu feel like he had found a treasure. He kept aiming at both sides of the road and fired wildly.
"Puff puff!"
Halfway through, a wooden box was shattered by an air cannon.
【Gold Coin+1】
Sao Pig: "!!!"
Water friend: "!!!"
Is it possible to play like this?
Seeing this, Sao Zhu became even more excited. He subconsciously pushed against the fitness ring and kept releasing the air cannon.
In the process of releasing the air cannon, the amount of movement of Sao Zhu's arms increased rapidly without even realizing it.
[Spirit Ring: When it is difficult to aim, the aim may be off. If you point me down, you can recover! I saw "The Door"! 】
The end of the forest trail was a towering stone door. Saozhu kept walking and burst into the door with air cannon fire.
In the world inside the door, the road conditions are more complicated. There are roads made of stones. Not only are giant statues standing on the side of the road, but the ring held by the statue is also straddling the middle of the road, blocking the player's progress.
[Spirit Ring: Oh, there is a height difference! Try pushing me down! 】
The pig followed the prompts and pushed the fitness ring downwards with both hands. The momentum brought by the release of the air cannon immediately made the pig jump high and pass through the ring perfectly.
[Experience Point Reward +50]
Sao Zhu was so unstoppable that he passed through the gates and saw an upward staircase.
[Spirit Ring: For stairs, if you raise your thighs, it will be faster! 】
"Huh...huh...huh——"
Sao Zhu's breathing was a little heavy at the moment, but his eyes were still bright. He tried his best to raise his thighs and climbed to the top of the stairs.
In the live broadcast room.
When the water friends saw this, they clicked their tongues.
"I don't care who you are, get off the prostitute teacher!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, I am just joking, so don’t be so serious!"
"It's okay now, everyone is unhappy!"
"If you do this, we look like useless people!"
"This staircase? Isn't it just for doing high leg raises?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupntuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu If the prostitute teacher is not a waste, wouldn't it mean that I am a waste?"
When Saozhu glanced at these barrages, he was not surprised but happy, and his heart became more and more energetic.
The real-time increase in experience value and the real-time acquisition of gold coins give Mr. Prostitute a sense of accomplishment as his strength is rapidly improved.
Climb to the highest point of the stairs, run down the stairs from the other end, and come to the forest path again.
[Spirit Ring: If you pull me apart, you can inhale everything! 】
Upon seeing this, the prostitute teacher immediately followed the instructions and sucked in all the gold coins on both sides of the road.
The ringing sound of gold coins came to his ears, and the prostitute teacher couldn't help but smile.
"Huh...huh...huh..."
The prostitute teacher still kept walking in the same position, heading towards the unknown end point.
Finally walking through the forest path, I came to a forced stop outside a gate.
[Spirit Ring: Come on, use the victory pose to turn the completed exercises into experience points! 】
【victory pose】
【Follow the demonstration and do it together! 】
[1: Fully open your feet! 】
[Two: Lift the fitness ring forward! 】
[Spirit Ring: Squat down slowly, accumulating the power of squatting...]
"call……"
Shao Zhu was sweating profusely, but he still followed the instructions and squatted down with difficulty.
[Spirit Ring: Straighten your whole body! 】
When Saozhu stood up and raised the fitness ring above his head, the door behind him opened instantly. This excellent sense of ritual gave him an inexplicable sense of accomplishment.
"Huh...huh...huh..." Teacher Prostitute panted heavily and said to the friend in the water impatiently:
"This game...is a bit interesting, really! The positive feedback of gaining experience points and gold coins is obviously just a mechanism that most games have."
"But in a sports game, through the player's movement, the feeling is really different! There is something, there is really something!"
When the water friends heard this, the barrage scrolled wildly——
"Teacher whore, I was wrong. I'll give you one. I hope everyone can donate collectively to how much money the primary school needs. Don't stop losing weight!"
"Who the hell are you? I don't care who you are, get off my pig brother!"
"Teacher Whore, you've been working out, how about we have something to eat? I'll treat you to twenty spicy rabbit heads?"
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