binnovel Chapter 45 Host, are you going to grow a brain?
Chapter 45 Host, are you going to grow a brain?
Inside the border market, in the teahouse, it was so quiet that only the sound of people eating melons could be heard.
The weathered old man sat down properly with the naive little girl, and even Xia Changfeng at the next table perked up his ears.
It has been proven that curiosity is human nature, regardless of gender, age, social status, or rank.
Two voices rang in Li Tingyun's ears at the same time.
Wang Wu: "Yun Songhe appears to be refined and otherworldly, but in reality he is a hypocrite with a mountain of romantic debts."
Wang Laoliu: [Host, do you still remember that stunningly beautiful enchantress who was by the original owner of the villainous body? Your old flame has a very beautiful name—Yun Feiyan!]
Wang Wu: "It's rumored in the cultivation world that when Yun Songhe was young, he deceived a nine-tailed fox demon, and the two even had children, twins, a boy and a girl..."
Wang Laoliu: [Yun Feiyan, she is the illegitimate daughter of Yun Songhe and his mistress. Her looks and figure are comparable to a vixen, charming and alluring beyond compare! The villain was completely captivated by her at first sight.]
Wang Wu: "Yun Songhe is a scoundrel. While his mistress was giving birth, taking advantage of her extreme weakness and inability to fight back, he dug out her demon core to help himself break through his cultivation level! He even wanted to strangle both his children to avoid ruining his reputation..."
Wang Laoliu: [Yun Feiyan lacked love since childhood, but she's also a "love-obsessed" person. After she got together with the villain, she even admitted to two-timing him, falling in love with Mei Shiyu and cheating on him! Surprisingly, the villain readily accepted this betrayal, not finding the love triangle too crowded at all.]
Wang Wu: "But I heard that Yun Songhe failed to kill the two children. The twins were rescued and escaped death, growing up safely. Since their father is a cultivator and their mother is a nine-tailed fox, they must be half-human, half-demon fox spirits..."
Wang Laoliu: [Host, the fox demon you kept in the Demon Suppression Tower, Si Wuyou, will later be recognized by the Yunlan Sect and Yun Songhe, and her name will be changed to Yun, Fei, Yan! Her twin brother, Si Wuxie, also later returned to the sect and inherited the position of sect leader of the Yunlan Sect, but not long after, he was killed by you.]
Wang Wu: "If I'm not mistaken, Si Wuxie and Si Wuyou, the siblings from Yongjie Town, are very likely the heirs that Yunlan Sect has been searching for all over the mortal realm! We don't know if they'll be able to successfully return to their ancestral home..."
"..."
Li Tingyun's head was buzzing, but he still had to endure the disorientation and sort out this brainless plot.
In short, Yun Songhe had affairs outside the marriage and fathered a son and a daughter. Later, the illegitimate daughter was taken in by the villain, and the illegitimate son was killed by the villain.
End.
But the story isn't over yet!
It's only at the first half.
After Li Tingyun transmigrated into the book, the plot changed, and the villain met the brother and sister earlier than expected.
The gears of fate began to turn.
By a twist of fate, Li Tingyun still managed to bring Si Wuyou to his side, and he genuinely wanted to kill Si Wuxie. Mei Shiyu had also met Si Wuyou; this foolish fox showed favor to him from the very first meeting.
On the surface, the plot is still developing in the direction of the original text, and nothing has changed, but in reality, everything has changed!
Li Tingyun had no interest in that fox at all, but he was incredibly audacious, coveting someone who was impossible to be with.
However, Mei Shiyu was reborn, and he knew everything.
He knew that Si Wuyou was Yun Feiyan, and he knew that Yun Feiyan's "love-struck" mind was incomprehensible.
He also knew how he had been killed in his previous life by Yun Feiyan and Li Tingyun, two idiots with bizarre thought processes.
But he didn't know that the "disciple" who was by his side in this life was none other than Li Tingyun.
If he finds out about this in the end, the scene will surely be colorful, vibrant, and dazzling.
……
Thinking of this, Li Tingyun angrily said, "Wang Laowu, what kind of lousy plot have you made up? Don't you think you're shameless and utterly immoral?!"
He was so angry that he yelled at them, mixing up their names and cursing them together. Wang Wu was completely bewildered, as was Wang Laoliu.
Wang Wu: "I didn't make this up. That's what everyone's saying! I just relayed it. How is that shameless?"
Wang Laoliu: [Although, what does Wang Laowu's shamelessness have to do with me, Laoliu? Heh.]
"..."
Li Tingyun just wants them both to get lost.
It's not that I insist on bringing it up, but now that all the main characters are together, this part of the plot is unavoidable!
[If fate brings us together, we'll meet even if we're a thousand miles apart; if not, we won't even meet face to face. Just accept your fate.]
After sorting out his thoughts, Li Tingyun pointed out a very crucial issue:
"In the original story, Si Wuxie was killed by the villain, but Si Wuyou willingly let him take her into his harem? That's unlikely."
[Congratulations, host! You've figured out another plot hole I dug but didn't fill! The fact that Yun Feiyan is Si Wuyou is actually a hidden clue I planted a long time ago... You know, I cut the story, so I didn't reveal it.]
[Si Wuyou, or rather Yun Feiyan, is definitely a love-struck fool. Staying by the villain's side is, to put it another way, utterly repulsive. But she must endure this humiliation and survive, because she wants to find an opportunity for revenge.]
[If the plot of a little fox demon killing the villain wasn't so outrageous, I'd actually be happy to give the villain a "dying under the peony blossoms, even as a ghost, he'd still be romantic" ending.]
Li Tingyun's teeth ached. "So, the villain's entire inner circle is full of undercover agents?!"
You could say this is his fate.
Betrayed by all, a cursed lone star.
Li Tingyun suddenly looked at Xia Changfeng and asked Lao Liu, "What about him? He wouldn't be... too..."
Yes, that's right!
In my initial ending plan, almost all four city lords of the Taiji Palace were successfully lured away by the protagonist. In the end, they were completely convinced of the protagonist's abilities, willingly abandoning their evil ways and turning against the villains.
This is what it means for good to triumph over evil and for the world to turn to you.
But from the villain's perspective, everyone is evil, everyone betrayed him, and they all deserve to die!
Not only was I bullied as a child, but I also discovered as an adult that the world was a lie!
No wonder they went on a killing spree; anyone would go crazy in that situation.
Li Tingyun suddenly felt a headache.
My head really hurts, it hurts so much.
Accompanied by a series of ringing sounds in his ears, he clutched his head and slumped onto the table.
[Vocal, host, are you going to grow a brain?]
Behind the system control panel, Wang Laowu stared intently at the screen. Something was wrong... something was wrong!
The host seems to have lost control.
Mei Shiyu pressed down on his apprentice's shoulder and asked if he was feeling unwell, his tone slightly overly anxious and concerned.
Li Tingyun cleaved his hand away with a single palm strike, his eyes filled with ferocity.
Blood-red lines spread from the pupil, making the entire eyeball appear as if it were soaked in blood, losing its former deep brown luster.
Wang Laoliu suddenly jumped up from his seat!
Bloodshot eyes.
What is certain and certain is that:
He wanted to... kill someone.