binnovel Chapter 248: Hall Master, why are you patting my thigh?
Chapter 248: Hall Master, why are you patting my thigh?
Chapter 248: Hall Master, why are you patting my thigh?
Laifu Inn.
Lai Fu Inn is located in the suburbs of Jinling. Due to its poor geographical location, there are not many guests on weekdays, but tonight it was rarely fully booked.
The two major villain organizations of the Great Zhou met here, and took advantage of the dark and windy night to secretly support the business of Lai Fu Inn.
"Are you the Twelve Immortals of the Earth Alliance?"
Xie Chunyan crossed his legs, hugged the sisters on his left and right, looked at the two old men sitting opposite him, and began to doubt his life.
Although the Twelve Immortals of the Earth Alliance have been against the imperial court for many years, in order to avoid being issued a large-scale wanted order by the imperial court, the leaders of the Earth Alliance are extremely mysterious and rarely show up. They usually let their subordinates act as troublemakers.
There aren’t many rumors about them in the martial arts world, at least small characters like Xie Chunyan don’t know about the Twelve Immortals of the Earth Alliance.
Xie Chunyan felt that since the name contained the word "Xian", she must be a female cultivator with a fairy-like appearance.
According to the tradition of evil practitioners, these bad guys will do anything to achieve their goals, and they may even use all their honey tricks to seduce him in order to reach a cooperation agreement with him.
The twin sisters don’t dare to play, so playing the villain leader can also be considered as bringing glory to the righteous side, right?
But Xie Chunyan didn't expect that the two people who came were actually old men.
Chun Ge felt that he had been deceived and that this was definitely a scam.
"The goods are genuine and the price is reasonable." The Third Earth Immortal stroked his beard. He didn't expect that he would have to prove his identity when negotiating with the Black Water Sect. He took out his token and said, "I am the Third Earth Immortal, the third of the Twelve Earth Immortals of the Earth Alliance. Next to me is my sixth brother, whose name is the Sixth Earth Immortal. What advice do you have for me, Hall Master Lu?"
According to this level of negotiation, the Third Earth Immortal could come by himself, but the Sixth Earth Immortal heard that the new leader of the Black Water Sect, Lu, was mighty and domineering, so he begged to come along.
Xie Chunyan was unhappy in his heart, but his high level of accomplishment allowed him to remain calm. But then he thought, the role he was playing now was a villain, so what other qualities did he need?
Chun Ge was immediately furious: "A group of old men actually call themselves immortals? Isn't this confusing?"
"?" The Third Earth Immortal and the Sixth Earth Immortal looked at Xie Chunyan in tacit understanding. Is there any problem with this? !
Who the hell said that old men can’t be called immortals?
"What does Hall Master Lu mean by this?!" The three earth immortals glared, thinking that the evil cultivators of the Black Water Sect were really uncultured. It was fine if they came up to intimidate them, but they actually brought up the issue of men and women. Did they look down on men? !
Mei Ji frowned slightly, she didn't expect the hall master to be so angry, she was busy trying to smooth things over: "Our hall master is a little angry, please forgive me..."
After saying that, Mei Ji pushed Xie Chunyan's hand away from her thigh and whispered, "Master, please watch your words. This is inappropriate."
Right... Xie Chunyan's face turned cold and he acted dignified: "Fuck, the rumors in the martial arts world really can't be trusted!"
The Three Earth Immortals: “???”
Meiji's face turned green: "I asked you to be polite, not to relax!"
"It's none of your business. I know what's going on!" Xie Chunyan didn't expect being a villain would be so satisfying. He cursed and put his hand back on Meiji's thigh. He narrowed his eyes and asked, "Don't mind me, I wasn't targeting you... Anyway, the Twelve Land Alliance has always kept its distance from our Black Water Sect. What's your intention in cooperating with us?"
The three earth immortals suppressed their anger and said, "We didn't cooperate before because we didn't know each other well enough and there was no chance for cooperation. But from what I know, your sect is very powerful and is on par with our earth alliance. If we can join forces to deal with the Demon Suppression Division, we will surely be able to achieve great things."
Xie Chunyan narrowed his eyes and said, "Deal with the Demon Suppression Division?"
"When we established the Twelve Earth Alliance, our goal was to defeat the Demon Suppression Division and bring down that old woman Long Jia!" The Three Earth Immortals spoke passionately about the business, "It is said that you have been suppressed by the Jinling Demon Suppression Division and have not been doing well recently... If you cooperate with us, we are willing to help you break the impasse, and you only need to do one thing for us."
Xie Chunyan remained silent, thinking to himself, how could the Demon Suppression Division have made so many enemies?
This group of bastards are targeting the imperial court and kidnapping those ministers. Isn't it better than targeting the Demon Suppression Bureau?
They also said that the eldest princess was an old woman. Although we don't know how old the eldest princess is, her appearance is first-rate. These old people really don't know what's good.
Xie Chunyan was a little unhappy. He took two sips of tea and pretended to be deep.
Seeing that Xie Chunyan was silent, the Three Earth Immortals thought he was weighing the pros and cons, so they said, "We don't ask for much. We just want to disrupt the Demon Suppression Division and kill Lu Zhan."
Xie Chunyan's eyelids jumped: "Kill who?!"
"You bastard Lu!" The silent Earth Sixth Immortal suddenly spoke. He was attracted by Xie Chunyan's just show of power. Hall Master Lu was indeed mighty and majestic!
Xie Chunyan suddenly flew into a rage. He raised his hand and slammed it: "Great! You bastard Lu, right? My last name is also Lu. Are you scolding Lu Zhan, or are you scolding me in a roundabout way?! I don't think you are here to cooperate with us. You two old biddens are here to provoke us on purpose!"
"Oh my--" Before the Third and Sixth Earth Immortals could explain, Mei Ji next to them screamed.
Mei Ji looked at Xie Chunyan with a gloomy face and whispered: "The hall master can slap the table if he wants to, why slap my thigh?"
She was not a martial artist, and Xie Chunyan's blow almost broke her thigh.
"This hall master made a mistake." Xie Chunyan had indulged in the villain's addiction and asked angrily: "Speak up! You have the guts to say that Lu is a dog thief, but now you don't have the guts to explain?"
The Six Earth Immortals were shocked, but instead of being angry, they were moved and said hurriedly, "Misunderstanding... It's all a misunderstanding... We were talking about that thief Lu Zhan..."
"It's 'kill the dog thief'... It's a bit awkward to say this, it's 'chess dog thief', his name is 'watch the chess', so there won't be any confusion." Di Sanxian was very unhappy with being scolded, and he didn't want to explain to Xie Chunyan, but he had no choice, because they needed help from others.
Xie Chunyan gave up and said, "Alright, I am not an aggressive person, but since you are asking for help, shouldn't you have a begging attitude?"
Even if the Twelve Immortals of the Earth Alliance are all veterans, they should have money, right? They came to discuss cooperation empty-handed, obviously not taking Hall Master Lu seriously!
This is completely different from the negotiation Xie Chunyan imagined!
The Third Earth Immortal understood what he meant and corrected him, "What are you talking about, Hall Master Lu? This is a win-win cooperation..."
"Stop talking nonsense. You were the ones who contacted us first, which means you want to beg us!" Xie Chunyan glared at him, "You don't have any sincerity at all. Do you think you are begging us? This meal was paid for by our Black Water Sect!"
Di Sanxian was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, like a scholar meeting a soldier, and he felt that he couldn't explain his reason... He just said that he didn't agree to discuss cooperation with the people of the Black Water Sect. What kind of words are these? He has no manners at all!
By talking about "sincerity" all the time, aren't you just trying to blackmail them?
Seeing that the third brother was about to lose his temper, the Sixth Earth Immortal was busy using his spiritual sense to transmit: "Third brother, calm down. We knew before we came here that the Black Water Sect is just like this. They have no quality, no skills, and no brains. It would be strange if they really have quality... We want to use them to do things. It's okay to be patient... If we can use them successfully, we will gain."
The Three Immortals of Earth finally gave in: "At worst, we'll pay for the meal!"
"I brought my own wine!" Xie Chunyan said, pointing to the jar of wine on the table.
"We'll pay!" The Third Earth Immortal was almost unable to bear it any longer: "Can we talk business now? Hall Master Lu?"
Xie Chunyan was having more and more fun, unable to extricate himself. He raised his hand and said, "No hurry, waiter, come and pour some wine for the two old men. It's not easy for the two old men to get here. Let's have two glasses first to show our respect."
The Earth Three Immortals’ chest rose and fell: “We don’t drink.”
"How can we discuss things without drinking?" Xie Chunyan slammed the table: "You don't want to give me, Lu Baba, face, right?!"
The Three Earth Immortals could no longer bear it: "Master Lu, what do you mean by this! We came here with good intentions to discuss cooperation, but you have such an attitude. You don't take our Twelve Earth Alliance seriously, right?! Our Twelve Earth Alliance is not easy to bully. I just told you a few words, but you still took advantage of me!"
The Third Earth Immortal exploded with such force that all the pots and pans in the room were shattered to pieces. He really could not endure it any longer.
This bastard surnamed Lu is obviously looking for trouble on purpose. When he couldn't get money, he asked them to drink. When did the villains have to drink when discussing business?
Only when we discuss serious matters do we enjoy drinking culture!
It’s fine if they have a drinking culture, but they even call them “old man” and “old Biden”…this is too much! The beards of the three earth immortals stood up. Even if the cooperation cannot be negotiated, they can’t bear this humiliation, otherwise where will their face be? !
"Oh, you're still excited, right?" Xie Chunyan got even more excited: "Waiter, come over here to keep the accounts. The pots, pans, and utensils are all worth money! Let him pay for it!"
"?!" The Third Immortal of Earth became even angrier. This bastard clearly didn't take him seriously!
"Calm down, both of you..." Seeing that the fight was about to break out, Mei Ji stood up hurriedly to smooth things over.
Mei Ji really wanted to slap Xie Chunyan twice. She was really fed up with it.
Ever since they met Hall Master Lu during the day, Hall Master Lu has been busy, constantly touching the two sisters. The old mud on their bodies was rubbed out, but this Hall Master Lu just didn't do his job.
Fortunately, the two sisters have strong self-control, and they can grit their teeth and endure it even if they are provoked.
But I didn't expect that Hall Master Lu would become more and more excessive. At this time, he was so unserious. He sat here for such a long time without talking about any serious business, and instead made the Three Earth Immortals angry.
Mei Ji didn't know about Lu Zhan and Ji Mengli's plan. At this moment, she just felt that Master Lu was incompetent and would not accomplish anything.
"I think your sect has no intention of cooperating at all. You keep making wild remarks again and again. It's really too much!" Di Sanxian was so angry that he was fuming.
Not to mention the three earth immortals were angry, even Xue Feng, who was disguised as a waiter, was gritting his teeth.
According to the original plan, Xie Chunyan only needed to discuss cooperation with the Twelve Land Alliance normally, and after the Twelve Land Alliance relaxed their vigilance, he would poison these people, and then the Demon Suppression Division would reap the benefits without bloodshed.
Who would have thought that Xie Chunyan, this bastard, had been putting on airs ever since he came to the table... Instead of letting down their guard, the Twelve Land Alliance was even on the verge of a war.
Damn it... Xue Feng couldn't stand it any longer, so he pulled out his knife and started to chop: "How dare you smash my store? I'll fight you!"
"Hey, why do you have such a bad temper as a waiter? Just pay some money, but why use a knife?" Xie Chunyan hurriedly stopped Xue Feng, hinting wildly that he was not satisfied yet!
Xue Feng kicked Xie Chunyan away and shouted outside: "Big brother, second brother, third brother, fourth brother, fifth brother...someone is smashing my store here!"
"Bang!" Over a hundred people broke in through the window, each of them was a master.
The Three Earth Immortals were all stunned, they could never have imagined that the situation would turn out like this. He and the Black Water Sect hadn't even started fighting yet, so why did this waiter take action?
"You have so many brothers?" The Six Earthly Immortals are Muggles. What's wrong with this situation? Why did this kid call over a hundred brothers?
Xue Feng was furious: "Can't my parents give birth to me? You dare to smash my shop, die!"
Xue Feng launched a charge and the guys from the Demon Suppression Bureau rushed forward.
The Third and Sixth Earth Immortals realized that something was wrong. How could this man be a waiter? Look at his well-trained fighting style, how could he possibly run a shop!
Caught in a jar... Could it be that the Black Water Sect deliberately harmed them? Just as the Three Earth Immortals thought of the correct answer, they saw "Master Lu" being beaten and screaming.
The Three Earth Immortals immediately rejected the correct answer. If this was a trap set by the Black Water Sect, how could Hall Master Lu be beaten so badly?
There was no time to think, and the three groups of people fought together.
The Third and Sixth Earthly Immortals knocked away more than a dozen people and turned around to run away.