binnovel Chapter 409 Lu Zhan: It's just a kiss, what's the big deal?
Chapter 409 Lu Zhan: It's just a kiss, what's the big deal?
Chapter 409 Lu Zhan: It’s just a kiss, what’s the big deal?
The dense forest was so quiet that even the sound of birds and animals was silent. Only the breeze rustled the leaves, like a rustling whisper.
Lu Zhan sat upright on the grass and looked up at Tushan Shiyu.
She was wearing a snow-white long skirt with delicate and flowing black plum blossoms embroidered on the hem. She had a slender waist, round and round hips, and straight and slender legs.
Looking up, one can see the raised collar and the delicate neck. The face has been transformed and is quite delicate and charming, with eyes that are neither shy nor charming.
At this moment, she was looking down from above, her bright starry eyes showing no shyness at all, and even a hint of...disdain.
Dislike Lu Zhan for being too timid.
Tushan Shiyu felt that in the face of life, everything else was trivial. As Lu Zhan's comrade-in-arms, her kiss at a critical moment was harmless and nothing to worry about, but Lu Zhan was actually "shy".
"What did you just say?" Lu Zhan suddenly asked.
Tushan Shiyu crossed her arms over her chest, her long black hair falling softly to her waist. She played with her hair, half-closed her eyes, and said lazily:
"I say don't be so shy like a woman. It's still unclear who will take advantage of whom. Don't look at my age, but I have never kissed anyone at my age, so I'm giving you a break."
"A man should be full of ambition, why are you being so pretentious? Even I, the princess, don't care, so what do you care about?"
"..."
Lu Zhan was an old hand in the world of women, and he narrowed his eyes when he heard this. Tushan Shiyu's words seemed like a silent provocation.
At this moment, Grandma Fox looked like an experienced old rogue who was teasing a good boy.
Lu Zhan's expression remained unchanged. He just waved towards Tushan Shiyu and said, "Come over and give me a hand."
"You can't stand up by yourself? Are you injured?" Tushan Shiyu was a little worried.
Although she felt that Lu Zhan was shy, she also expressed her understanding. After all, Lu Zhan was only 170 years old and was not steady enough in his work, unlike her who was over a thousand years old and had a mature mind.
However, when you think about the time in Xianmeng Boat, Lu Zhan and his two maids reveled every night, making the two little girls' throats hoarse. He doesn't look like a pure boy at all.
If it's not pure, why are you still being shy about it now?
Could it be that he is pretending to seduce this princess... Tushan Shiyu narrowed her starry eyes, thinking that Lu Zhan had bad intentions, but seeing that Lu Zhan was no longer obsessed with this topic, she did not say much. She was only worried that Lu Zhan would get hurt.
Lu Zhan raised his arm: "I was so angry just now, I seem to be injured, help me up."
"In that case, let's find a place to heal our wounds first." Tushan Shiyu did not doubt him, took light steps, bent down and wanted to help Lu Zhan up.
At this moment, Tushan Shiyu saw a flash of light in front of her. She subconsciously closed her eyes. When she reacted, her wrist had been grabbed by Lu Zhan, and the whole person was roughly pressed against the tree.
Tushan Shiyu frowned subconsciously: "What are you doing?"
Lu Zhan had a smile on his lips and a deep look in his eyes. Without saying a word, he moved towards Tushan Shiyu.
Although Tushan Shiyu was old, as a cultivator she was able to maintain her youthful appearance and her body was very rosy and tender. Her wrist immediately turned red from being pinched by Lu Zhan.
Seeing Lu Zhan getting closer and closer, Tushan Shiyu's heartbeat suddenly accelerated. Her eyes were turbulent and she warned:
"Lu Xiaofeng, if you dare - well -"
Before he finished speaking, his voice was interrupted, and a crisp voice came:
"Boom~!"
Tushan Shiyu widened her eyes, her body trembled slightly, her mind went blank, she couldn't describe the feeling, and she didn't react for a long time.
"Boom~"
Another noise was heard, and Tushan Shiyu quickly came back to her senses. She was so angry that she raised her hand and hit Lu Zhan.
She had to act in an emergency. She had just kissed Lu Zhan because she didn't want to see him being tortured by the fire bead. She helped him out of moral obligation and was definitely not flirting with Lu Zhan. But this guy was so arrogant that he actually dared to kiss her.
He even kissed her twice!
Tushan Shiyu wanted to scold him with sharp words, but no matter how she scolded, she could not express her anger. After thinking it over, she felt that fighting was the most practical way. Without saying a word, she waved her fists and attacked wildly with gritted teeth.
……
"boom--"
The fists swept through the clouds with great force, but were all blocked by Lu Zhan.
Tushan Shiyu felt that it was not enough, so he simply drew out his spear. The spear flew out like a dragon roaring on the waves, and his figure was as graceful as a startled swan.
Lu Zhan knew that Tushan Shiyu was angry and humiliated, so he picked up the musket obtained from Huohe and blocked Tushan Shiyu's attack, taking the opportunity to test the strength of the musket.
"boom--"
The moment the two spears collided, flames burst out from the tips of the spears, transforming into fire dragons that rushed towards Tushan Shiyu.
Tushan Shiyu's face was filled with anger, and the Tianyin Dicheng Spear in his hand trembled violently. A mournful sound burst out from the spear, and the power of the sound waves actually blocked the fire dragon's attack.
The two men were so close that they could clearly feel each other's breathing through the colliding spears.
Lu Zhan smiled: "Hey hey hey... Princess, why are you so angry? It was just a kiss? What's the big deal?"
Tushan Shiyu was speechless. This boy actually used her words to stop her. In her thousand years of life, this was the first time she was pressed against a tree and forcefully kissed. She immediately held her composure and said angrily:
"You thief, I just wanted to save you, why are you so ungrateful? You actually took the opportunity to flirt with me, what crime should you be punished for?!"
Lu Zhan leaned back to avoid Tushan Shiyu's attack. He tapped his toes lightly and drew a semicircle with his body. He appeared behind Tushan Shiyu silently, holding her arm and said:
"Isn't this ambitious enough?"
"You... Lu Xiaofeng, you..."
"I am naturally very grateful that Princess Di saved me. But it was the first time that a woman pressed me down and kissed me, and I was mocked like this, so I couldn't help but want to save some face."
"..."
What a fallacy!
However, she was indeed a bit arrogant just now. It was rare to see Lu Zhan in that state, so she couldn't help but say a few more words, but she ended up shooting herself in the foot.
The more Tushan Shiyu listened, the angrier she became. She opened her arms and quickly retreated. After discarding her spear, she used her palm as a blade and attacked Lu Zhan. Her speed was as fast as thunder, but there was no fluctuation of true Qi.
Lessons are lessons, but it would be bad if the noise was too loud and attracted other people.
Lu Zhan also threw away his spear and leaned back slightly to avoid Tushan Shiyu's attack. He grabbed Tushan Shiyu's wrist with his right hand and tried to press her against the tree again.
Tushan Shiyu was a female general of Qingqiu after all. Without using immortality and true Qi, her martial arts were enough to surpass her peers. Seeing that Lu Zhan wanted to capture her, she turned her fist into a palm, and like a spirit snake, she went around Lu Zhan's wrist and slapped him on the chest.
"..."
Lu Zhan immediately became interested. Tushan Shiyu had profound skills and was a rare sparring partner. He swiftly struck out with his left hand and collided with Tushan Shiyu's palm, but his right hand bypassed her defense and struck towards her round and full chest.
Tushan Shiyu narrowed her eyes, thinking that Lu Zhan's move was very shameless. She suddenly raised her right leg and kicked towards Lu Zhan's crotch.
"..."
Lu Zhan was caught off guard and quickly used his true energy to protect his body. While blocking the fierce attack, he also blocked the opponent's arms and spoke hastily:
"This move of Di Ji is a bit unethical. Why did you attack the lower three roads? It's really beneath your dignity."
Tushan Shiyu shook Lu Zhan's arm away and stopped attacking. His eyes were cold and sharp:
"There's no need to be moral when dealing with a scoundrel like you. Besides, a fight is like a war. As long as we can win, what's wrong with being a little unethical?"
Lu Zhan looked at that cold face and said helplessly, "Why do you say that, Princess? How did I become a pervert?"
Tushan Shiyu stared: "What do you think?"
Lu Zhan did not continue teasing her and said seriously:
"As for kissing you, it was indeed my impulse. But I was at an age when I was full of vigor and vitality, and I was also heated by the fire beads. When you kissed me, I couldn't help but feel a little distracted."
"As the saying goes, food and sex are human nature. You are extremely beautiful and unparalleled. Any normal man would be moved when he sees you. Normally, I can remain calm, but you just kissed me and mocked me like that. Princess Di, no man in the world can withstand that kind of mockery."
"..."
Tushan Shiyu thought for a moment and could barely accept this explanation. She smiled and said, "If I kiss you, will you not feel calm?"
Lu Zhan said seriously: "It's like a raging storm."
Tushan Shiyu snorted. Although she had been leading troops for many years, she only knew how to lead troops and did not understand men's minds. It was okay for her to lead men to fight, but she was really not good at talking about love with men.
So Tushan Shiyu fell into deep thought.
According to the conclusion she drew from the book, men would indeed have wild thoughts when facing a beautiful woman. In addition, Lu Zhan was agitated by the burning of the fire bead, and she kissed Lu Zhan out of the blue. Even if it was to save Lu Zhan, it was probably "adding fuel to the fire" for Lu Zhan.
After all, Lu Zhan was just a 170-year-old kid. How could he have any self-control? If he was really steady enough, why would he have been partying with the maids on the boat every night?
After being kissed by her, Lu Zhan might have misunderstood and thought that she had a crush on him, so he decided not to endure it any longer and directly kissed her twice.
When you think about it this way, it makes sense.
After Tushan Shiyu figured it out, she felt better. She narrowed her eyes slightly:
"So, you have had ill intentions towards me for a long time. Back then in the Golden Bell in the Demon Sealing Ruins, you had close contact with me. I thought it was an accident, but now it seems that you did it on purpose?"
"..."
You really know how to capture the key points, Grandma Fox.
Lu Zhan was somewhat speechless, but he still acted like a gentleman and said seriously:
"That was a simple accident. Even if I had improper thoughts about the princess, I would never deliberately take advantage of you. I am a very upright person and I am definitely not a playboy."
The more Tushan Shiyu listened, the more confused he felt: "What you said is so unreasonable. You just admitted with your own mouth that you had evil thoughts towards me. If you have evil thoughts in your heart, you will definitely do things according to the evil thoughts. What are you quibbling about?"
"..."
Lu Zhan wanted to continue explaining, but he suddenly realized one thing: there was not only a racial gap between him and Tushan Shiyu, but also a cultural gap.
Although he had never been to Qingqiu and did not know the living habits of the fox tribe, based on the habits of the monsters he had come into contact with, he judged that monsters were very different from humans in terms of emotions.
Even if humans have some distracting thoughts in their hearts, they don't necessarily have to express them. Instead, they will weigh the pros and cons and restrain themselves.
But once demons have an idea, they usually mate directly.
This is also the reason why demons are difficult to control. Even if demons have been passed down for a long time and even gradually possess cultural heritage, they are still different from humans after all.
This is also the reason why Tushan Shiyu doesn't understand him.
Thinking of this, Lu Zhan said helplessly:
"The princess is from the nine-tailed fox tribe, which is different from the human race. We humans have an old saying, a gentleman judges deeds rather than hearts. Everyone has evil thoughts in their hearts. If we really nitpick, no one can avoid it. In short, we should not look at what he thinks, but what he does."
Tushan Shiyu nodded, as if he had suddenly realized something: "You kissed me, that's what you did. Your current excuse is what you think in your heart, so I don't need to read your excuses."
"..."
Lu Zhan was silent for a moment, somewhat speechless: "Empress, you..."
What a clever little guy!
"Hmph!" Tushan Shiyu snorted coldly. The fox race was indeed different from the human race, but that didn't mean she was a fool. She naturally understood what Lu Zhan meant, but she just didn't want to let Lu Zhan off easily, lest the other party think she was easy to bully.