binnovel Chapter 435 Hey hey hey, Mr. Lu, you are going too far
Chapter 435 Hey hey hey, Mr. Lu, you are going too far
Chapter 435 Hey hey hey, Mr. Lu, you are going too far
The Thief Saint's shouting mixed with Gao Wuliang's screams echoed throughout the entire underground palace.
Lu Zhan felt a little numb when he heard the noise, but Fairy Tao Yun was very happy.
"The fairy's blessing has appeared in the world..."
Tao Yun showed joy, and an aunt's smile appeared on her pretty face. She had no time to think about it. She raised her hand and waved it lightly. The ground in front of her turned into auspicious clouds, dragging the three people to the underground palace.
Under the lush peach tree, petals fell in all directions and the fragrance was rich. Gao Wuliang lay on the petals, holding two babies in his arms, looking listless.
"..."
Lu Zhan looked at the doll, feeling something stuck in his throat.
No... this guy really gave birth?
However, the doll in Gao Wuliang's arms is not an ordinary child, but a fairy peach, with a hazy and bright glow all around it.
At this time, these rays of light were continuously being transmitted to Gao Wuliang, replenishing the vitality that Gao Wuliang had consumed, making him gradually more energetic.
Jiang Ningshuang stared, and it took her a long while to react. She asked hesitantly:
"No...he...how was he born?"
Even though there are many night doctors in the world of immortal cultivation, and their medical level is beyond imagination, but where does a man give birth to a child?
Hearing this, Gao Wuliang seemed to be thinking of something he didn't want to recall. His face turned even paler and his lips trembled slightly. He turned his face away, looking as if he had lost all desire to live.
"Of course, from the mouth." The Thief Saint looked at the two babies and said, "These babies were formed from river veins. They are not normal children, so the way they were born is naturally not normal. They came out in a flash. Why do you have this expression, Xiao Gao?"
"..."
Gao Wuliang became even more withdrawn. It indeed came out in a flash, but the feeling of being pushed in the throat from inside was something he would never forget.
This is what it feels like to have your throat pushed against your throat...
Gao Wuliang looked as pale as death, and it was still hard for him to accept the fact that he suddenly became a father.
What’s the difference between this and being a father?
He just came to join in the fun. Who knew he could have two children?
Tao Yun saw that he looked as pale as death, but she was a little excited and whispered softly:
"Excuse me, maternity girl, don't you want these two children? This is a blessing bestowed upon you by the fairy. You are very lucky."
"Haha..." Gao Wuliang laughed dryly: "Do you want this blessing? Also... don't call me a pregnant woman! I'm not a pregnant woman!!"
Tao Yun blinked: "I want it, give it to me."
After saying this, Tao Yun bent down and wanted to hug the two children.
"?"
Gao Wuliang looked alert, and suddenly realized that something was wrong. These two children were obviously not ordinary babies. Although it was difficult for him to accept that he had given birth to twins, he had worked hard to give them to others, so he naturally couldn't give them away for nothing.
Gao Wuliang quickly stretched out his hands to protect the child, like an old hen protecting her chicks.
Seeing this scene, Lu Zhan secretly thought that motherhood was indeed a magical thing. Gao Wuliang's whole body was filled with the radiance of motherhood. Seeing Tao Yun's fiery expression, he asked:
"Fairy Taoyun, where do these two children come from? After all, Brother Gao gave birth to them with great effort. You should at least explain it to him clearly."
Tao Yun bent down and pinched the child's face. She felt that these juniors were not easy to deceive. She originally wanted to take the child away, but she didn't expect the juniors to be quite smart, so she explained:
"The great path that the fairy comprehended is called "life", which has the ability to create things. In ancient times, the fairy once used the child-giving technique to repel tens of thousands of enemies. Later, she realized that a great catastrophe was approaching, so she decided to face it."
"But before she faced the calamity, she integrated her understanding of this great way into the river veins, hoping to benefit the younger generation and let them understand the mystery of the "Great Way of Life". The fairy once said that the "Great Way of Life" is the beginning of all things and is the most mysterious and infinite way."
"These two children are the fairy's understanding of the Great Dao. Only life is the meaning of the "Great Dao of Life". The "power of life" they possess is an opportunity that can only be encountered but not sought. If they can understand it, the Great Dao is just around the corner."
"It's just that these two children can't grow up. When they grow to a certain age, they will turn into peach fairies, which are different from normal children. So if this young master doesn't want these two children, Tao Yun is willing to keep them."
"..."
Tao Yun's words were full of envy, and she wished she could kidnap the child right there and then.
Lu Zhan was also a little surprised.
Although he knew that things were governed by fate, he never had a very concrete feeling about it. Today, he felt the "fate" thoroughly.
The Thief Saint knew clearly how to absorb the river veins, but she did not do so. None of the cultivators present did so either, except Gao Wuliang who volunteered.
So Gao Wuliang got this opportunity.
"Xiao Gao, if you feel it's embarrassing to take care of two kids alone, I can help you." The Thief Saint rubbed his hands and said, "It doesn't matter if it's a big deal or not, the main thing is that you don't have milk to feed them, and if the kids starve..."
Lu Zhan's mouth twitched: "You do have..."
But is it edible?
As hard as steel.
"Wait..." Gao Wuliang looked alert. Originally, he felt that it was shameful for a man to have children and he couldn't accept it at all. But he didn't expect that these two babies would be so magical.
He has now reached the realm of creation, and it is a good time for him to comprehend the great Dao. If these two children can help him, it would be a godsend.
What's more... this thing was indeed born by him. Even if it is hard to accept, there is no reason to give it to others.
Thinking of this, Gao Wuliang hurriedly stood up, holding the child and said:
"Hey hey hey... Don't even think about touching my child. This is my own!"
Jiang Ningshuang curled her lips: "You change so quickly, you just said you didn't want it."
Gao Wuliang said righteously: "Just now was just now, now is now."
“Tsk…” Jiang Ningshuang snorted, and suddenly felt a little envious. She looked at Lu Zhan and said, “I would have sucked it if I had known. I would have said I gave birth to it together with you when I got back.”
"?!"
Lu Zhan was shocked. This thing wanted him to be its father?
However, compared to the Thief Saint and Jiang Ningshuang, Lu Zhan was not envious.
Other secret realms may all have benefits, but this underground palace is related to the South China Sea demon clan. The more benefits you gain, the greater the responsibility.
Thinking of this, Lu Zhan looked at Fairy Tao Yun and brought up the matter of the stone bones again:
"Fairy, although I have obtained the stone bone, I am only an ordinary cultivator and may not be able to shoulder the responsibility of a fairy. If this stone bone follows me, I am afraid I will fail to live up to your trust."
This is the truth.
Since this matter concerns the lives of all people in the world, Lu Zhan would never dare to be careless.
Tao Yun stared at the palace in front of him and sighed softly: "The emergence of the underground palace is the time for this thing to appear in the world. Since this thing is destined to be with you, why should you refuse it? If you can really prevent the catastrophe, the fairy will thank you."
The meaning is very obvious...
Once you touch this thing, it's yours, don't even think about getting it back.
"..."
Lu Zhan understood the hidden meaning and stopped trying to shirk his responsibility. He looked at the two babies Gao Wuliang was holding and said with a smile, "Fairy, you just want to thank me verbally?"
Gao Wuliang has two children after all, so does he come here just to take responsibility?
Who is the son of destiny?
"How about..." Fairy Taoyun blinked her eyes and said, "I'll give you two fertility peaches and let you have two babies in three years?"
Jiang Ningshuang said shyly, "Two children in three years, isn't that too fast?"
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Lu Zhan pulled Jiang Ningshuang behind him and said, "The underground palace is from ancient times, so there must be a lot of treasures. Fairy, you should show it to me, right?"
"..." Fairy Tao Yun couldn't refuse, so she could only nod and said, "Okay! If you fertilize this peach tree, the tree will give you a treasure. But you can't use ordinary fertilizer, it must be of spiritual grade."
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Lu Zhan blinked.
You call this a thank you? This is clearly a fair trade.
But since I'm here, there's no harm in giving it a try.
Lu Zhan looked at the towering tree, thought for a moment, then took out a peacock corpse from his storage ring, buried it under the tree, and said:
"Is that all right?"
"..."
Tao Yun didn't expect that Lu Zhan would take out the demon corpse, but the demon corpse was also a spiritual creature. She was speechless for a moment and could only walk to the peach tree and waved her hand.
Thump~
A crystal clear fairy peach fell from the tree, and the moment it hit the ground, it turned into a peach blossom staff.
Lu Zhan reached out to take the staff, and he felt a sudden inspiration. The function of the staff emerged in his mind.
The magic weapon is called the Peach Blossom Staff. When you pour true Qi into it, it can make people dizzy, their heartbeats speed up, and create the illusion of love. This item can be used in battle, but the effect of the staff is closely related to the strength of the user.
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Lu Zhan suddenly felt a little confused.
These ancient powers really know how to have fun. I thought it was outrageous that whoever they glared at would get pregnant, but I didn’t expect they could have fun this way.
If this were to happen in a life-and-death battle, he would simply swing out his staff and make the other person fall in love with him, thus defeating the enemy without even fighting.
Lu Zhan thought about it and waved his sleeves hurriedly. More than twenty peacock corpses appeared around him in an instant. He was about to fertilize the peach tree but was stopped by the Peach Blossom Fairy.
"Hey hey hey...you're going too far..."
The corner of Peach Blossom Fairy's mouth twitched. Are you fertilizing the peach tree? You clearly want to take advantage of it. Even if the peach tree is a fairy tree, you can't be so arrogant. Do you really think you are buying vegetables?
"What's wrong, fairy?" Lu Zhan asked in confusion, "Didn't you say that as long as you fertilize the peach tree once, you can get a treasure?"
"..."
The Peach Blossom Fairy said sternly: "This is a tree, not a treasure cave. It can only be shaken once every hundred years. Do you think you can shake it at will? If you can really shake it at will, what will happen?"
Lu Zhan gathered his sleeves and took the demon corpse away, feeling a little regretful: "Okay then..."
"..."
The Peach Blossom Fairy's eyelids twitched. Well, there is no benefit in talking about it. You are so fast in collecting the demon corpses!
To prevent Lu Zhan from causing any more trouble, Fairy Peach Blossom looked at the Thief Saint and changed the subject:
"You have the aura of a fairy. If I am not mistaken, your ancestors must have been blessed by fairies. It is fate that you are here today. I will reward you with a Breath-Retaining Peach. After you eat this peach, it will help your cultivation."
"Thank you, senior." The Thief Saint bowed to express his gratitude, took it readily, and was delighted.
Her skills were originally very unique, and with the blessing of the fairy peach, wouldn't she be able to walk sideways in the world of immortal cultivation? Her reputation as a thief saint would once again be famous throughout the world.
Jiang Ningshuang blinked her eyes: "Senior, what about me?"
"..."
Fairy Tao Yun felt a little painful, as she had feelings for everything in the underground palace and really didn't want to give them away.
But after all, they are the younger generation, so we naturally cannot favor one over the other.
The Peach Blossom Fairy gave Jiang Ningshuang a Huiguang Peach, which was said to increase the Night Doctor's cultivation.
After doing all this, Fairy Peach Blossom ordered them to leave: "The underground palace will soon disappear, so you should leave quickly. If you are too late, you will stay here for thousands of years."
Having said that, Peach Blossom Fairy waved her sleeves and sent everyone out.
Before Lu Zhan could come to his senses, he heard a "clang" and the door to the underground palace closed tightly, as if they were afraid that they would go back.
"..."
Lu Zhan hesitated to speak, and finally said silently: "Forget it, let's go."
……
Between the towering mountains, the underground palace gradually disappeared from sight. The cultivators who had coveted the underground palace could only sigh unwillingly and then fly away.
Lu Zhan also let out a sigh.
This trip to the underground palace was completely different from what he had imagined. Instead of gaining an opportunity, he was burdened with responsibility.
"Lu Xiaofeng?"
At this moment, a woman's delicate voice was heard from the distance.
Lu Zhan looked up and saw Tushan Shiyu's Dharma body appearing behind the thick clouds.
A girl in black stepped down from the sky, her soft black silk rustling in the wind, outlining her long, straight legs and a large full moon.
When the Thief Saint saw Tushan Shiyu arriving, she quickly fled into the distance. She did not want to attract Tushan Shiyu's attention and add unnecessary pressure from being followed.
Before Lu Zhan entered the underground palace, he heard from the Thief Saint that Tushan Shiyu had arrived. He was not surprised to see him and smiled:
"It's Princess Di. Princess Di is late."
"..."
Tushan Shiyu walked up to Lu Zhan with her hands behind her back. She originally wanted to be casual, but when she heard Lu Zhan calling her "Emperor Princess", she put on the airs of an Emperor Princess and said calmly:
"I heard you had a fight with Peacock Mountain?"
"Are you here for this?" Lu Zhan asked.
Tushan Shiyu pursed his lips and did not deny: "After all, we know each other. I was worried that you would be beaten to death and no one would collect your body. Now it seems that I was overthinking..."
The last time Tushan Shiyu saw Lu Zhan was when he killed Sheng Yi, and Lu Zhan has disappeared since then.
A month later, Lu Zhan appeared again and fought a big battle with Peacock Mountain. He was really daring.
Tushan Shiyu collected her thoughts and looked at Lu Zhan with her beautiful eyes: "You and Kongqueshan are now at loggerheads. What are you going to do next?"
"What else can I do?" Lu Zhan smiled slightly: "Of course I will go back to the capital and watch the storm unfold."
Tushan Shiyu's eyes were somewhat approving, but his tone was somewhat helpless: "You are really not afraid of death."
Lu Zhan played with the spirit ring: "What's the point of being afraid?"
The map hidden in the holy stone ultimately points to the capital of Southern Xinjiang. Now that it has been cracked, we naturally have to go and take a look.
Tushan Shiyu smiled. She wanted to talk to Lu Zhan for a few words, but seeing that there were other people around, she stopped talking and looked at Gao Wuliang with a surprised look on her face to avoid being seen as flirting.
"It's only been a month since we last met, and Brother Gao already has two children... It's pretty fast. Which woman gave birth to them?"
"..."
Gao Wuliang was suddenly called, his mouth twitched, and after a long while he said:
"Yes...it's me...I...I picked it up!"
Although these two children are a blessing, Gao Wuliang couldn't say it when the words came to his lips.
Otherwise, how can he save his dignity? !
Tushan Shiyu raised his eyebrows slightly and said meaningfully: "It's quite interesting..."
Seeing Gao Wuliang's guilty look, Tushan Shiyu almost thought that this child was born to Gao Wuliang and Lu Zhan.
This expression is like a mistress being caught cheating by the wife.