Martial Arts Crossover: Something's Wrong with This Evil Sect

Chapter 216: What are you talking about?

Dan Tianxie coughed twice, his mind racing, before finally coming up with this utterly ridiculous excuse.

It was all to help this hidden big shot in blue robes save some face.

After all, he had just finished showing off in front of them.

They say they want to use no hook or bait, so that the golden carp will willingly take the bait.

Half a day passed, but there was still no movement on the river.

Seeing this scene, Dan Tianxie couldn't help but feel a little uneasy.

I've witnessed a master of the air force (or a skilled fisherman) taking the bait. What are the chances of survival? Can anyone who's good at fishing (fishing) give me some pointers?

Will this big shot feel embarrassed and kill them to silence them?

Normally, this kind of thing wouldn't happen, but it's like they're fishing for fish.

He knew these fishermen well; they were capable of anything when it came to fishing.

I remember a fisherman who got beaten up badly by people around him just because he wasn't wearing a helmet; his head was smashed.

I heard it's called something like "big arm"!

But then again, who in their right mind would wear a helmet while fishing, especially not while riding a motorcycle?

"Young man, I know you're in a hurry, but don't rush. The most important thing in fishing is patience."

"I am very patient, but senior, shouldn't we go somewhere else?"

"No need to bother."

The old man in the blue robe smiled slightly, revealing a calm expression, and then explained slowly.

"It must be because the commotion we made just now was a little too loud and startled the golden carp. Now it will take more time to catch it."

Dan Tianxie's lips twitched. "..."

That old guy, he's putting on quite a convincing act.

At this moment, he really wanted to shout like Niu Gulu Laying, "Damn it, I hate these pretentious people the most!"

Or like Nezha, still fishing? Here we go!

But then I thought, shouldn't I learn how to dress elegantly?

Men, once they become skilled in martial arts, they should at least show off like this.

Not only do they not use bait and hooks when fishing, but they also have to explain the reasons behind it to others.

Then, someone else puts on an expression of sudden realization, looking at their idol.

It was so awesome!

Just as Shan Tianxie's mind was wandering, thinking that he had to make his man shine in this career,

Suddenly, ripples spread across the calm river surface...

And the ripples expanded rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye...

A faint golden light flashed at the center...

"look!"

The old man in the blue robe's eyes lit up, and he said confidently, "Speak of the devil, and here he comes!"

As he spoke, he flicked his wrist slightly, and the previously slack fishing rod instantly became taut, as if it were being pulled by a powerful force.

Then, a dazzling golden light burst forth from the water!

Although the sun was so bright that it was almost blinding.

However, the people standing nearby were all of low martial arts skill level, and they all looked up to see what was happening.

Within the golden light, there stood the legendary golden carp.

The golden carp was seen biting the non-existent hook tightly, without struggling at all.

As if drawn by a mysterious force, it gripped the fishing line tightly and refused to let go.

Then the old man in the blue robe flicked his arm again, gently tossing the fishing rod.

The golden carp traced a graceful arc through the air and landed steadily in the bamboo basket that had been prepared on the shore.

Seeing that the golden carp was in their hands, everyone gathered around to examine this rare treasure of the martial world.

Inside the bucket, a carp with shimmering golden scales swam leisurely, occasionally swaying its tail and splashing a few drops of water.

There wasn't the slightest hint of tension on his face!

It's that simple?

Did you catch that golden carp?

Dan Tianxie had initially thought there would be some twists and turns, or at the very least, something like that old man on TV, where his fishing rod was broken by the force of the golden carp, and then the old man used his unparalleled lightness skill to walk on water, all under the watchful eyes of the crowd.

Only by unleashing the earth-shattering and awe-inspiring Eighteen Subduing Dragon Fishing Techniques can one finally subdue it...

Unexpectedly, the old man in the green robe made his move with such ease and effort, as if he were simply picking up a fallen leaf from the ground.

However, upon further reflection, Shan Tianxie realized that such an easy approach was actually quite reasonable.

After all, the old man in the green robe in front of them was a master of the Celestial level. If catching a golden carp required as much effort as it does on TV, then that would be a bit of an exaggeration.

In the end, it's just about catching a golden carp, not a golden whale!

That reminder definitely takes some effort!

"Here, I have done what I promised you. You can take this golden carp..."

The old man in the blue robe pointed to the golden carp in the bamboo basket and said calmly.

"Thank you for your kindness, senior!"

Dan Tianxie's face lit up with joy, and he quickly bowed to express his gratitude.

It wasn't easy, it wasn't easy at all. Looking at the golden carp in front of me...

Even with Shan Tianxie's personality, he couldn't help but feel a little teary-eyed.

Was it easy for me to help Gu Santong regain his status as a flawless Grandmaster?

Having gone through countless dangers, this old man in the blue robe was finally a heavyweight.

You thought you could act recklessly because of Gu Santong, but fate suddenly presented you with a celestial being.

In an instant, Shan Tianxie understood the truth that there are always people more capable than oneself, and there is always something beyond one's understanding.

People can't teach you, but they'll learn something after just one lesson. He's already become quite obedient...

This time, we encountered an elderly man in a blue robe with a slightly better personality.

There are countless treacherous villains lurking in the martial arts world, and many of them are also known for their bad tempers.

However, Shan Tianxie thought of another point: Gu Santong's nickname, "The Number One Demon Under Heaven," was quite exaggerated!

Could it be that the royal family is trying to build momentum for Zhu Tiedan so that he can take over the Hulong Manor?

Otherwise, how could an unfavored prince suddenly become the head of the Ming Dynasty's largest intelligence agency?

It's a pity the late emperor misjudged Iron-Blooded Marquis. In terms of martial arts and wisdom, Iron-Blooded Marquis is no less than anyone else!

"No need for thanks... it's just a transaction."

The old man in the green robe waved his hand, then looked at Shan Tianxie and asked, "You promised to do something for me, do you remember?"

"Don't forget!"

"I said in a deep voice."

The day has finally come, and I wonder what task the old man will assign him.

Please, please don't make it anything too difficult, otherwise we'll have no choice but to seek refuge in the imperial palace.

The people around them also looked at the two with curiosity.

Among them, Xi Yu and Xia Xueyi had a conversation that happened very quietly.

Drizzle: "Even celestial beings can't accomplish something?"

Xia Xueyi: "That just means our young master is awesome!"

Light rain: "That's true!"

Xia Xueyi: "You actually believe that!"

........

"Come with me, I have something to tell you..."

After speaking, the old man in the green robe took the lead and walked to the side, with Shan Tianxie following closely behind.

Then everyone saw the two walk to the side, and the old man in the green robe whispered something in Shan Tianxie's ear.

All the people could see was that Shan Tianxie's expression was very strange, as if he had learned some huge secret, which made everyone's hearts itch.

A moment later, the old man in the blue robe had finished giving his instructions. He stood with his hands behind his back, leisurely admiring the scenery of the Xiliang River.

Dan Tianxie returned to the group and, seeing their eager eyes, simply gave a brief instruction.

"Don't ask questions you shouldn't ask. Right now, helping Senior Mei heal her injuries is the most important thing."

"Thank you all for your help."

Mei Niansheng said softly that ever since she met Young Master Shan, she had never had the dignity of a grandmaster and was just a background figure wherever she went.

Upon hearing this, everyone suddenly remembered that there was a patient in the line waiting for life-saving treatment.

Seeing Mei Niansheng's pale face, no one dared to delay for even a moment.

He hurriedly grabbed the golden carp and rushed towards Tongfu Inn.

After watching Shan Tianxie and the others walk away, another person slowly emerged from the thatched hut.

This person was dressed in coarse cloth clothes, had a plump figure, was fair-skinned and chubby, and had a very protruding belly.

"Hehehe, you old codger, moving again? Giving up on Qixia Town?"

If Shan Tianxie and Xiyu were still here, they would have noticed that the person who came out of the thatched hut...

It was the same fat old man whom Shan Tianxie had previously suspected was the infamous, immoral Taoist priest.

The fat old man's words clearly indicated that he was very familiar with the old man in the blue robe, and he spoke very directly and casually.

"Um....."

The old man in the blue robe nodded. "It's time to go somewhere else. My apprentice hasn't made any gains. What's the point of staying?"

"Why don't you go back and visit your good disciples?"

The fat old man chuckled as he said this.

"No."

Upon hearing this, the old man in the blue robe showed a complex expression on his face, and finally shook his head.

However, after seeing the fat old man's suspicious gaze,

He sighed inwardly, realizing he couldn't hide anything from the old man. And rightly so, this old man was only fooled by trickery and deception...

So the old man in the blue robe added somewhat helplessly.

"It's all arranged. What do you think I asked that young man to do for me? It's nothing more than to go to the Song Dynasty to check on my good-for-nothing disciples."

"These apprentices of yours are all giving me a lot of trouble. Are you satisfied with this answer?"

"Satisfied, satisfied... The old man doesn't have any other hobbies in his life, he just likes to tease Bill and see how angry he gets, it's an old habit."

The fat old man's face was full of a triumphant smile.

"True freedom is hard to come by. I always say it's better not to take on disciples. It's more enjoyable to live alone, with delicious food and no worries."

"Isn't it because of your bad reputation, being hated by all the major sects, and having to hide everywhere that you can't take on disciples?"

"Hehehe, you old rascal, what kind of blunt truth are you spouting?"

Upon hearing this, the fat old man's smile froze, and he glared angrily at the old man in the blue robe.

Why are friends talking about such blunt truths?

His reputation back then wasn't too bad, but it certainly didn't have the imposing aura of the number one evil demon in the world, hehe...

Seeing this, the old man in the blue robe knew that his words were as hurtful as tickling the other party, so he simply stopped bringing it up.

Changing the subject, he said, "Let's not talk about that anymore. How about we go for a walk together?"

"No."

The fat old man shook his head vigorously, rejecting the invitation to team up from the old man in the blue robe.

"Back then, that madman's weak and feeble punches left this old man completely bewildered."

I've drawn quite a few martial arts techniques over the years, and I refuse to believe that none of them can subdue him.

Next time we meet, I'm definitely going to teach him a lesson!

"Martial arts?..."

The old man in the blue robe chuckled, "You're not talking about those bizarre martial arts you used to practice, like the Face-Changing Kick, the Return My Beauty Fist, the Tender Affection Sword, or the Cosmic Sword Technique, are you?"

"Hehe, I already exchanged these items for silver and bought a lot of food. I have to say, the stir-fried pork kidneys were absolutely delicious. I wonder when I can go back and satisfy my craving again."

The fat old man's eyes lit up at the mention of food, and the unpleasantness of being teased earlier vanished instantly. Of course, he also perfectly skipped over the topic.

"You... what am I supposed to say about you...?"

The old man in the blue robe looked at the fat old man and was both amused and exasperated.

Finally, with a hint of regret, he said, "Your martial arts talent is extremely high. If you had used it for proper training and practice, would you have been beaten so badly?"

"Never mind that!! That old guy is a freak! The concept behind his fist technique is extremely high! He's almost as good as that madman who plays with swords!"

The fat old man was filled with rage at the thought of the loss he had suffered back then, and he shouted indignantly.

"That's all."

The old man in the blue robe stopped arguing with him, seeing that the fat old man was unwilling to leave Qixia Town.

He didn't try to persuade her further, simply said goodbye, and left.

The old man in the green robe moved as if he were teleporting, and his figure appeared several feet away.

Only echoes could be heard coming from the air.

"In the Northern Ocean there is a fish, its name is Kun. Kun is so large, no one knows how many thousands of miles it spans..."

"It transforms into a bird, named Peng. The back of Peng is so vast that no one knows how many thousands of miles it spans; when it flies in anger, its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky..."

As the fat old man watched the departing figure of the old man in the blue robe, a sense of melancholy inevitably flashed through his heart...

.......

Meanwhile, after obtaining the golden carp, Shan Tianxie returned to Tongfu Inn without delay.

They began treating Mei Niansheng according to the prescriptions provided by Ping Yizhi's pharmacy.

Using the golden carp as a medicinal ingredient, along with other medicinal herbs, a bowl of healing delicacy was created.

After drinking the medicine, Mei Niansheng felt hot all over and felt completely comfortable. If he hadn't been in front of everyone, he would have almost cried out in pleasure. Although it was a little embarrassing, the effects of the golden carp were indeed miraculous.

Not only the poison and injuries from this incident, but even some hidden injuries from previous martial arts training are beginning to heal slowly.

"According to Ping Yizhi, as long as he takes the medicine for three consecutive days, and with Master Mei's own internal energy circulating throughout his body, he can recover completely."