Naruto: The Abstract Strategist of the Akatsuki

Chapter 100: Guide to Conquering the Uchiha Clan

"Since the Uchiha clan has been wiped out and only a few people are left, I'll just reveal this 'secret'."

Bai Mo found a rock and sat down, looking as if he was about to start a lecture.

"Oh?"

Temari crossed her arms, waiting for Bai Mo to speak.

"Most members of the Uchiha clan share some common characteristics, such as being very sensitive to emotions and being easily stressed."

Based on the successes and failures of Hashirama Senju, Tobirama Senju, and many other predecessors who had interacted with the Uchiha clan, I have come to a conclusion.

—To gain intense feelings from an Uchiha, you must be "heavier" than them.

If you rank first in the "Sensitive Senses" ranking, then you are the most important person in that Uchiha's heart.

"Heavy? What's heavy?"

Temari was puzzled.

"It's rather difficult to explain clearly..."

Bai Mo stated that if Sasuke and Naruto truly carry forward this theory, this ill-fated couple will most likely no longer be "ill-fated".

It's hard to say.

What do you mean by "I am the only one"?

What does "Let's start over and be friends again" mean?

And a sentence that immediately confused Sakura: "Being with Sakura makes me feel closer to Sasuke."

In addition, Karin failed in the original work because, apart from Naruto, who was the top contender, she couldn't even compete with Sakura's sense of gravity.

Let me give you an example.

"If you were Uchiha Hikaru, and you had just been unsealed, the first thing I would do right now is to give you a passionate kiss."

"what?"

Temari frowned and placed her hand on the three-star fan behind her.

"What should your reaction be?"

Bai Mo asked.

"Of course I'd kick you out! Doing this to a girl you just met, and you call that serious? I think it's perverted!"

Temari took a deep breath, suppressing her displeasure.

"Yes, as members of the Uchiha clan, they might be even more agitated and wish they could kill me."

"Then I'll say it: even if you break my legs, break my hands, and gouge out my eyes, it won't stop my love for you."

Even if you kill me, I will watch over you from the Pure Land and haunt you again in the next life.

I was actually a ninja from a small clan during the Warring States period. When I first saw your profile on the battlefield, I was captivated by your beauty and have loved you for eternity.

I have been reincarnated repeatedly to this day, all to help you break the seal.

The Uchiha clan, which you hate the most, has been wiped out, and the Senju clan has also disappeared without a trace.

Under my guidance, the entire ninja world is moving towards a better future.

All of this is for you, so that you can enjoy a wonderful life and forget the pain of the past…

"..."

Temari stared wide-eyed, frozen in place.

she was.

I think I understand what "heavy" means now.

"Are you sure this won't scare the girl away?"

After regaining her senses, Temari looked at Bai Mo with some awe.

"So this is a special attack method that can only be used against the Uchiha clan. Also, who said it can only be used against women? Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto from Konoha, they are such a pair of star-crossed lovers."

Bai Mo shook his head.

"I think I understand now. This is definitely not something a human could do—how about you skip the first step and just say the rest of the lines?"

Temari thought for a moment and then offered Bai Mo some advice.

"No, this is a necessary step in the emotional progression; without it, it just won't feel right."

"I think you're just reluctant to skip this step, aren't you?"

"You're overthinking it. Why don't you go for it?"

"How...how am I supposed to get up there?!"

Temari was about to unleash her full offensive power when Bai Mo's words, "Why don't you go for it?" left her stunned.

While Temari was still confused, Bai Mo suddenly thought of another method.

This method is less effective than becoming a "male-dominated" man, but it still achieves the goal.

First, raise the "initial affinity" level so that you can have normal interactions later.

"Temari, how's your acting?"

Thinking of this, Bai Mo looked at Temari and asked.

"Acting? I won't do it! I'm straight!!!"

Upon hearing Bai Mo's question, Temari's mind was instantly filled with terrifying images of people being together on Bilibili, studying together, celebrating New Year's Eve together, and even being with Native Americans. She quickly took a step back and waved her hands in refusal.

"What are you thinking? I've already abandoned the first option. Now I'm talking about the second option that I just came up with."

"what?"

Temari paused for a moment, then blushed and turned her head away, quickly changing the subject, "Then, then tell me quickly, what is the second option?"

"This new plan also requires Gaara's assistance. Luckily, we ran into him on the way, otherwise it would have been really difficult for the two of us to put on a show."

"Um?"

Gaara paused for a moment.

He was standing there happily watching the show, so how did he get dragged into this?

As the younger brother, this was the first time he had ever seen so many expressions on his older sister Temari.

It was because her older sister met Bai Mo, and also because of his own changes, that Temari, as the older sister, no longer had any pressure.

"Wasn't Gaara also used as a weapon by Rasa?"

"You mean to let her know that there are people like her in this world?"

Temari answers the question quickly.

"That's the idea. Besides that, there are many other things we can talk about."

But before that, you need to get her to settle down and listen, so you must provide direct visual and auditory stimulation to establish a certain level of initial goodwill towards us.

Bai Mo beckoned to Gaara, who hesitated for a moment before walking over.

The three of them began to memorize what they needed to do and their lines, guided by Bai Mo's explanation.

"Remember, one take, one pass, no rehearsals, no retakes, action."

At Bai Mo's command, Gaara looked at the incantation on the scroll and formed hand seals to help break the many seals.

The seal is not that difficult to break. As Tobirama Senju said before, the best seal is oblivion.

The seal was slowly opened.

Uchiha Hikaru's consciousness slowly awoke from its slumber, and he groggily opened his eyes.

She heard a commotion outside.

She vaguely heard a frantic voice outside, saying familiar words such as "weapons of the race," "soldier figures," and "no need for emotions."

Are you talking about her?

It doesn't seem so...

Outside, Gaara was playing himself from ten days ago, frantically reciting his lines, while sand in his hand coalesced into a Shukaku spear.

As Hikaru Uchiha regained consciousness, she finally heard clearly this time.

There was a person outside, just like her, a soldier created by a certain race, who was being hunted down for betraying his race.

To this, Guang simply smiled bitterly and made no other reaction.

—Yes, isn't this the fate of weapons? Nobody cares, nobody pays attention…

"If I make it out alive today, would you be willing to travel with me across mountains and rivers?"

"I wish... um."

Princess Bai Mo was carrying the "unconscious" Temari forward when she heard Temari speak, so she quickly covered her mouth with her hand.

Damn it, there are no lines for you here!

It almost collapsed.

Fortunately, Hikaru Uchiha didn't notice.

The first sentence resounded in her mind like a great bell.

The emotions conveyed in those words were so profound that even if they weren't spoken to her, they completely struck a nerve with the Uchiha clan.

So, weapons can have feelings and love?

"Go to hell!"

Gaara threw Shukaku's spear.

boom.

A crimson skeletal arm burst forth from the ground, waving its hand to knock Shukaku's spear away.