binnovel Chapter 35 The Emperor's Favored Mad Concubine's Ramblings (4)
Chapter 35 The Emperor's Favored Mad Concubine's Ramblings (4)
Su Dingding moved so fast that even the top imperial guards didn't have time to react.
She was just a thin woman, yet she had such strength!
After a couple of moments, Eunuch Li fell silent.
His arms were hanging limply, and his buttocks were flattened from being slapped.
"Next!"
Su Dingding tossed her hair, feeling incredibly charming.
"Catch her!"
Someone shouted, and several imperial guards began to act.
"Oh dear, one at a time, don't rush!"
Su Dingding was quite busy for a while, his cane flying up and down in his hands.
"Clap clap clap!"
Whoever gets hit on the butt, they'll never be able to get up again.
"Hey, you guys are no good either! You're too easy to beat! Get up, all of you, get up!"
Su Dingding looked at the several people lying haphazardly on the ground with dissatisfaction. They had all moved in unison to lie on the ground, feeling as if the bones below their buttocks were broken and they had no feeling at all.
Apart from his arms still trying to escape as if paddling through water, his body couldn't move at all.
“Boring…” Su Dingding threw away the cane in his hand and looked in the direction where the emperor and the others had left.
A wicked smile gradually appeared on his lips. Playing games is more fun with more people!
She skipped and hopped to the Empress's palace, only to hear the Emperor cursing.
"Useless! All of you are useless! How could you not even save the Empress's face!"
The Empress's facial injuries were severe, and the imperial physicians were at a loss.
Su Dingding hid in the shadows, peeking out furtively.
Just then, a palace maid suddenly grabbed a dagger and stabbed at the emperor.
"You dog emperor, die!"
"Protect the Emperor!"
The palace maid was too close to the emperor; he didn't have time to dodge, and the others didn't have time to rescue her either.
At the critical moment, Su Dingding threw a stone, and the palace maid's wrist twisted, causing the dagger to fall to the ground.
"Protect the Emperor!" Su Dingding rushed forward with a handful of stones, displaying great bravery.
Upon seeing her, the emperor was stunned for a long time.
He didn't expect Zhao Zihua to still be alive, and he certainly didn't expect her to rush over to save him!
"Old Ox, are you alright?" Su Dingding was hoping he would gather more people to play with her.
"I'm... I'm fine."
The emperor was filled with mixed emotions as he recalled the wonderful times he and Zhao Zihua had spent outside the palace.
At that time, he was not the emperor, but Zhao Zihua's husband.
Zhao Zihua is young and energetic, with a pair of bright eyes, gentle yet fun.
Being with her made the emperor feel much younger.
But ever since he returned to the palace, he has neglected her.
Her status was so low that she could only be given the title of Consort Hua, and all the vows they had made to each other had vanished like smoke.
Looking back now, it seems somewhat ironic.
"You scoundrel emperor, if I cannot avenge my sister today, I will haunt you even in death!"
The palace maid was taken away, but she was still shouting and screaming.
"Who is your sister?" Su Dingding asked gossipyly, wanting to chase after him, but was stopped by the Emperor.
Su Dingding immediately looked at the Emperor with starry eyes, "What did you do to that person's sister?"
"Hua'er, don't listen to her nonsense." The Emperor suddenly became incredibly charming.
"Fine, don't tell me then, let's play a game!" Su Dingding shook off the Emperor's hand, jumped to the center of the courtyard, and smiled brightly.
The Emperor coaxed her until he finally managed to get the imperial physician to take Su Dingding's pulse, only to learn that his beloved Hua'er had gone mad.
This enraged the Emperor, who ordered an investigation and discovered how the Empress and the concubines had been bullying her all this time.
The Emperor felt deeply guilty and promoted Hua to the rank of Consort Hua, and ordered the imperial physicians to treat her.
Not only that, the Emperor also specially arranged for many palace maids and eunuchs to accompany Su Dingding.
She can play whatever she wants, wherever she wants.
The palace maids and eunuchs who had betrayed the original owner were also among them.
Su Dingding sat at the table, rubbing her temples with one hand. She felt as if a voice was chanting a few names to her, saying that they were unlucky and should be killed!
"Qinglian, Hongxia, Zixiang, Xiaoleizi, Xiaozhongzi, Xiaofuzi..."
Su Dingding couldn't help but mutter these names aloud; they seemed somewhat familiar.
"Your Majesty, shall we call them in?" Nianzhu carefully walked over and asked softly.
Nowadays, Consort Hua in their household is not only the emperor's darling, but she has also gone mad. If she's unhappy, her head will be twisted off.
"There really are these people?" Su Dingding immediately became interested. "Let them come over, I want to see them!"
Soon, these people arrived and knelt down to pay their respects to Su Dingding.
“Hehehe…” Su Dingding glanced at them and then stood up. “Come with me, all of you.”
Arriving at the Imperial Garden, it was late autumn, and only the chrysanthemums were still in full bloom.
"Did you all hear that?" Su Dingding suddenly asked, sounding a bit eccentric.
"What does Consort Hua want us to hear?"
Everyone started to get nervous.
"The cicadas are chirping!" Su Dingding said seriously. "All of you, go and catch a hundred cicadas for me. If you catch even one less, you'll be punished by having to do horse stance in the river!"
"Your Highness, Consort Hua, spare my life!"
"Please, Consort Hua, have mercy..."
The group was terrified, sweating profusely. There was no chirping at all; they couldn't catch even one, let alone a hundred!
"Am I that scary?" Su Dingding looked at them coldly. "I only asked you to catch a few cicadas. Did I tire you out?"
"Your Majesty, it's late autumn, there are no cicadas..." a palace maid said in a low voice, emboldened by her presence.
"Can't you hear the deafening chirping of the cicadas?" Su Dingding suddenly roared.
"This servant heard you."
“Even a servant can hear it.”
Anyone who dares to question this now is courting death!
If Su Dingding goes mad, everyone will suffer.
Gangzi transformed into a toad, lying under the shade of a tree, quietly watching her.
It has to be the host; even when he acts crazy, he's so unique and dashing!
"Guards, slap them all in the face!" Su Dingding roared angrily, glaring at the ominous-looking men.
Several people were beaten for no reason, and although they felt wronged, they had no choice but to kowtow and admit their mistake.
"If you can't catch the cicada, then go practice your horse stance in the river!" Su Dingding snorted coldly and turned to walk out of the palace.
"Your Highness, Consort Hua, spare my life!"
The river water was icy cold, and we still had to practice horse stance. Wasn't that going to kill us?
But Su Dingding ignored them completely, her eyes inadvertently glancing at Gangzi.
Gangzi was currently in the form of a toad, and as their eyes met, it was somewhat excited.
[Host, you can see me?]
"Oh, this little thing is so cute!" Su Dingding excitedly went over and held Gangzi in her hands.
Gangzi felt warm despite his cold body. Sure enough, no matter what the host becomes, love will never disappear.
The others stared at Su Dingding in astonishment, not daring to utter a sound.
I never expected that their master would like such ugly things; it's truly unique.
"Come on, accompany me to find the Empress!"