Sisters in the Deep Forest Valley: Many Fun Things

Chapter 290 Falcon

Lin Lanshan's fake birdsong and fragrant flowers, combined with her real cursing, sounded deafening in the tranquil mountain forest.

Lin Chunyi, who witnessed the whole thing up close, burst into laughter, her stomach churning with mirth as she bent over with laughter.

"Hahahaha, I'm covered in white poop! Lin Lanshan, you have poop stuck to your back! Hahaha~"

They both ran away at almost the same time, so how come Lin Lanshan couldn't dodge? It seems that even small things have their consequences, haha!

Wait, she really didn't have any on herself! Lin Chunyi twisted her neck left and right, checking her clothes for any familiar white spots.

"Thank goodness there isn't. Looks like this sparrow droppings had a precise destination set, haha."

Lin Lanshan was so angry that her face turned red and her neck bulged. She said, "I'm already in such a miserable state and you're still laughing! Come and help me get it off. I can't wipe it properly with my hand and I'm afraid I'll get my hands dirty."

Being a poop scooper at home every day is one thing, but why do I have to deal with poop when I go out?

and many more!

She thought she smelled a familiar stench. Ugh, how disgusting! She almost threw up the undigested bun in her stomach!

Lin Chunyi teased her, "Tsk tsk tsk, look at your demands. Our relationship hasn't reached the point where I have to clean up your poop, has it? I'm not your poop scooper~"

He grabbed a handful of dry grass from beside his feet, crumpled it into a ball, and wiped it on her back. "Ouch, this sparrow~"

Lin Lanshan was now like a frightened bird, easily startled by the slightest disturbance. She asked in a panic, "What's wrong? What's wrong now?!"

Damn it, if she had known that one careless act would bring her so much torment, she should have taken a time machine back a few hours and slapped her own face like a pig's head while picking up pebbles to wake herself up!

It's true what they say, a moment of impulsiveness is fun, but wiping away poop is a nightmare!

Lin Chunyi shook her head and sighed, "This sparrow has a bit of diarrhea. Its poop is all runny, and a long strand of it came down onto your clothes."

Hmm, it must be because it's too cold and her stomach got chilled. That's based on her experience as a pet owner for so long!

"..." For some reason, Lin Lanshan suddenly became calm from the inside out.

After what seemed like an eternity of friction behind her back, the silent Lin Lanshan finally spoke:

"The sparrow just pooped, so you should get a share of it too. Lin Chunyi, I'm starting to doubt if I'm really your sister. You've really figured out how to play me now that I'm down!"

"Do you still want your bird poop?" Lin Chunyi ignored her and innocently handed her the used hay bale.

"..." Lin Lanshan narrowed her eyes, then sneered, "Do you believe I am Qin Shi Huang, or do you believe I will bury you underground today?"

That's harsh? Oh dear, my sister's angry now.

Lin Chunyi's eyes darted around, and she pulled out a copper coin from her pocket, saying ingratiatingly, "Qin Shi Huang? I know, I know! Wait a minute, I'll give you five copper coins to help you gather a large army and head straight for Sparrow's Nest, and turn their world upside down, how about that!"

Now that I've taken the money, I can't stay angry with her anymore.

"Hmph!" If I don't want to take it, I'll take it. Lin Lanshan snatched the five coins from her hand and turned her head away, looking at her arrogantly.

Little did I know that turning my head would reveal something significant; I finally discovered the real commotion!

They were playing and making noise just now and I didn't notice anything. I didn't expect there was something good hidden to my left.

So he gestured in a direction with his eyes and whispered, "Sis, look over there, over there!"

Lin Chunyi could easily distinguish between the playful tone of her sisters and the serious tone when they had something important to say. She immediately realized that her sister wasn't teasing her, but genuinely had something important to discuss.

She looked in the direction her sister was pointing, but it was a bit far away, so she squinted slightly to make out what her sister was talking about.

There was movement in the bushes to the left, and the noise was noticeably louder than in the other bushes.

It seems like today's trip will finally yield some great results!

Lin Chunyi's eyes were filled with excitement. "Let's go take a look!"

"Well, let's go!"

"Oh right, where's our cart?" She almost forgot and turned to look at the familiar object.

Lin Lanshan also turned around, her eyes searching for the cart that they had once again tossed aside.

You wouldn't even notice if you weren't paying attention, but there was a very conspicuous pile of green and white sparrow droppings on the wooden board! It turns out that the cart had shielded her from most of the "disaster" today.

She pursed her lips and nodded heavily, saying, "Thank you for your hard work today, my car!"

"Well, let's just leave it there for now, and we'll find a stream to wash it when we get back," Lin Chunyi said helplessly.

Then the two sisters took out the arrows from their backs, gripped their longbows tightly in their other hands, and took a few steps apart from each other in the direction of the disturbance.

They glanced at each other, then nodded and moved closer...

After a cup of tea, they squatted behind the bushes, their two big eyes staring at a pair of not-so-small, dark, round eyes.

They stared until their eyes were tired before they finally came to their senses.

Lin Lanshan poked something on the ground with her index finger. "Sis, do you think this thing is...?"

The thing was unhappy about being touched, so it stretched out its head to bite her, and made a high-pitched, loud, strange bark, similar to a "woof".

"Snapped!"

Lin Lanshan slapped its beak to the side, then scolded it, "A bird is a bird, why are you barking like a dog!"

"Chirp~ Chirp~" Its voice became mournful, and it also called back the bird song that Lin Lanshan was familiar with.

"Why did you hit it so hard? What if you kill it? It looks like it's punishable by death, the kind with silver bracelets on it."

She rolled her eyes. "Sis, there are no protected animals here. It's not like we were back in the day."

Otherwise, considering what they've sold and eaten over this long period, they'd probably be locked up for life.

"Oh right, I almost forgot! It's mainly because when I see something with such a peculiar appearance, my subconscious thought is that it could be subject to criminal penalties, haha. But speaking of which, why does it look a bit familiar? Lanshan! It looks like a falcon."

A pair of round, jet-black eyes, a coat of gray feathers with black horizontal stripes. And that big beak, those big wings, those big claws, and that little head... I think I've seen it before when I watched an animal documentary.

Lin Lanshan tugged at one of its wings and said, "You think you're so mean? How mean can you be? Let me see."

"Chirp!" In a fit of anger, it struggled to flap its wings, but its two paws were tied with rope, so it could only move to the side and retract its wings.

"No homophones allowed! I'm serious! This is a bird of prey!"

"Okay, okay, it's just a falcon, I know. Like the common kestrel, the saker falcon, the kind that can fly really fast and eats meat~"

After Lin Lanshan finished speaking, she shook her head and added, "But it shouldn't be a kestrel; its entire body has absolutely nothing to do with red."

Then he reached out and grabbed its wing again, "What should I do? Can I eat this? I've never eaten bird meat before."

"You've touched on something I'm not familiar with." Animal world documentaries only introduce various animals and their "love-hate relationships."

It didn't address whether they're edible, whether they taste good, or how to eat them...