binnovel Chapter 312 "Pea" Shooter
Chapter 312 "Pea" Shooter
Smoked? Lin Chunyi suddenly had an idea.
"Lanshan, run into the bamboo forest first, get some branches and leaves, bundle them together, light them, and bring them back. Both dry and fresh ones are fine. With so much smoke, it should be able to drive them away."
If used correctly, no species can withstand the effects of smoke.
Unless it has no nose, no eyes, and no mouth!
Upon hearing the idea to deal with the bee swarm, Lin Lanshan's eyes lit up, and she said, "This method will definitely work! I'll go right now..."
However, she suddenly had her own ideas and not only stopped herself from running, but also pulled her sister to a stop as well.
"Wait a minute, sis, there are only a few little bees, why should we run away? You forgot, we're not ordinary people."
"Huh?" What time is it, and she's still joking around!
Lin Chunyi really wanted to shake her shoulders and shout: Wake up, wake up!
"You got stung on the head by a bee, didn't you? Go light a cigarette, or I will."
Or is it that her intermittent intellectually disabled behavior has become uncontrollable again? What else could they be but ordinary people, aliens?
Lin Chunyi glanced at the troublemakers and the swarm of bees that were getting closer and closer to them.
Damn, if so many bees stung me a few times, even an alien would turn into a mutant...
Lin Lanshan stood there as steady as a mountain, head held high, hands on hips, then proudly patted her chest:
"Sis, we're not those students who couldn't even lift a bucket of water anymore. We're martial arts masters now! A few little bees like these are easy targets!"
"..." Lin Chunyi paused, pondering the meaning of her words in her mind, then looked at her as if she were an idiot, "Have you never heard of the saying that two fists can't beat four hands?"
There were even a few little bees! Even Zhou Botong, who was so powerful in The Return of the Condor Heroes, had to hide inside the bell because of the Jade Peaks.
She must have eaten several Zhou Botongs before she dared to say something as audacious as "easily dealing with the bee swarm"!
But Lin Lanshan turned her head away and didn't listen at all.
She's a martial arts master, and she's being chased by a swarm of bees? It's so embarrassing!
So he retorted, "My martial arts skills are really good now, I can..."
Lin Chunyi raised her hand to stop her from continuing, and gave her a smile: "Even two fists can't beat four hands. Do you remember how many hands you have? And do you know how many hands they have?"
Having acquired some martial arts skills, he wanted to fight against the swarm of bees.
She wanted to use her light-footed skills to fly in the sky and see who was faster than the swarm of bees.
Or should I circulate my internal energy and use some kind of "true qi protection" technique from TV dramas to kill them all?
Lin Lanshan pouted and muttered loudly, "Anyway, I'm not running away. I'm going to fight them and show them what I'm capable of!"
Lin Chunyi quickly made a judgment: her sister could be diagnosed with the following: she ate too much meat and fish during the Chinese New Year, and the oil had clouded her brain.
So she stepped aside and bent down to make way for the "martial arts expert," saying, "...please."
If you can't argue with her, just let her have her way. What else can you do? You're not allowed to hit children on the first day of the Lunar New Year anyway.
The main reason was that Lin Chunyi suddenly realized that they didn't need to run anymore, because they already had a better way to deal with these little bees, so a little longer wouldn't make a difference.
Let her sister, whose brain sometimes malfunctions, suffer a setback first and sober up.
Anyway, these are just ordinary little bees, not poisonous. At most, she'll bring back a few red packets every now and then, which will hurt a little.
Lin Lanshan acted immediately, shouting at the charging peaches, "Get out of the way, I'll handle them!"
Upon hearing this, Peach slammed on the brakes, her eyes brimming with tears of gratitude, and disappeared into the nearby bamboo grove: "Master, you are my best master, the most wonderful master in the world!"
The swarm of bees, which were still a few meters behind, were about to turn around and continue their pursuit when they were ambushed by several stones thrown by Lin Lanshan, and several of them fell to the ground.
The swarm of bees scattered in panic for a moment, then angrily reformed and flew straight towards Lin Lanshan.
She somehow got hold of so many pebbles, and like a pea shooter, she frantically threw them into the swarm of bees, one in her left hand and one in her right.
The stones she threw seemed to pierce through the wind with tremendous force, indicating that she had indeed used her internal energy.
The swarm of bees was thrown into chaos, flying forward a couple of times and then scattering and retreating.
However, after being attacked for only a few rounds, and seeing their brothers and sisters dwindling in number, they became enraged. The remaining dozens, even hundreds, stopped dodging the stones and charged straight at her, disregarding their own lives.
The buzzing sound of the wings vibrating went straight into Lin Lanshan's ears.
"Something's not right! It won't budge no matter what I do, it's too stubborn!" Seeing the situation was turning against her, she immediately covered her head and tried to burrow into the bamboo forest, crying, "Help!"
Lin Chunyi crouched in the bamboo grove, half-hidden behind the bamboo, watching the scene she had anticipated, "..."
She just said she was like a real martial arts master, so I thought she was at least planning to use some powerful moves.
As a result, I became a pea shooter, just sitting there throwing bombs.
She couldn't help but gloat: "Why are you running? Keep going! Use your inner strength palm technique to send them all flying!"
Lin Lanshan was frustrated: "..." The Divine Palm technique, the Divine Palm technique can't be used.
Because she had already used a lot of her internal energy when she threw the stone.
Even if you were to slap someone now, at most you would only provide some warmth to the small group of bees closest to you on their corpses in the cold winter.
Those who weren't "taken care of" by her palm strike would get stung all over their bodies because she was too close...
Lin Chunyi pouted; she still had to let her do it.
Watching her use the "Summoning Spell" to summon insect predators: "Idiot! Why are you running? Are you afraid of insects? Or can't you fly over them?"
Then he drew a whip from his waist and lashed it at the swarm of bees, sending dust and bamboo leaves flying everywhere.
At this moment, the swarm of bees panicked and scattered in all directions, retreating a little distance, which gave the fool time to unleash his attack.
If you ask her why she doesn't just use such a good long-range attack method to deal with bee swarms, you might ask...
That's because no matter how long the whip is stretched, it can't sweep away hundreds of bees at once!
Bee swarms are very vengeful; if you can't wipe them out in one fell swoop, they will try every means to crawl onto you.
If there are enemy insects in the air, then she'll be in a blind spot from all 360 degrees! The areas her whip can't reach will leave large areas of weakness for the bee swarm to use their stingers!
I can't afford to offend him, I can't afford to offend him at all!
At this moment, the silly egg, which had been ignored due to its short stature and had been half-running and half-flying all the way on the ground, suddenly stopped its sharp claws, which were almost worn down by the ground.
It shook its feathers, shooing away the few bees that tried to sting it but couldn't penetrate its flesh, then stared blankly at its bird-like face, deep in thought:
Yeah, why should I run after them?