Chapter 188 - Secret Technique: Double Pill Break
Chapter 188 - Secret Technique: Double Pill Break
The second mark also came effortlessly.
"Baby, do you feel something is wrong?" Chi Yu frowned and looked into the depths of the darkness.
She had a vague feeling that something dirty was following her secretly.
But after using spiritual sense to investigate, nothing was found.
"You think that someone deliberately used this mark as bait..." Qingyu was smart enough to immediately guess what Chi Yu was thinking.
"It's possible that I'm overthinking it. Never mind. Let's collect the mark first."
Chi Yu shook his head, and under Qing Yu's guidance, the two quickly found the third mark.
At this point, the two of them had found a total of four marks, two for each person was just right.
He lit a fire on the spot, placed the bluebird he had just shot on top, and began to prepare dinner.
At this moment, deep underground, a short, ugly man was waving his claws wildly like a mole.
Even hard granite was instantly crushed into powder under his claws.
Soon, he dug a hole and came below Chi Yu and the other man.
He opened his mouth, revealing a mouthful of uneven rotten teeth, and smiled sinisterly: "You never dreamed that I was beneath you, right? You will have to pay a price to take the mark! Hehe~"
*
It was already dark, and the fire was gradually dying out.
Chi Yu and the other person leaned against each other, their eyes closed, breathing evenly, and seemed to have fallen asleep.
As a gust of cold wind blew, a slight noise was heard not far away, and then a round head broke through the snow and emerged.
Someone who had been hiding underground for a long time finally revealed his true identity at this moment.
It was a dwarf less than two feet tall, with a severely deformed body, the typical figure that was thicker than the base, and whose entire body was waist except for its buttocks.
From a distance, it looks like a sweet potato that has become a spirit.
When he walked, it was more like he had epilepsy, with his whole body twitching constantly.
Snot and drool formed a line that hung all the way to the ground.
Chi Yu, who was pretending to sleep, saw this scene and almost couldn't help laughing out loud.
I thought it would be something incredible, but it turned out to be such a top-notch product!
I'm afraid even Wu Dalang would be considered handsome in front of him.
"It's freezing cold, but having this beautiful girl to enjoy the coolness is really a great thing in life... What?"
Before the dwarf could finish his words, his feet suddenly felt empty. He let out a scream and somersaulted into the snow pit below.
"Haha, he's ugly, but he has beautiful thoughts!" Seeing the other party fall into the trap, Chi Yu jumped up and walked quickly towards the snow pit.
"Huh? What about people?"
The snow pit was empty and there was no trace of the dwarf.
Looking at the dark cave, a hint of surprise flashed in Chi Yu's eyes. He didn't expect that this guy was so proficient in the art of escaping underground!
"Sister Chi Yu, what was that just now?" Qing Yu ran over, holding the pot that Chi Yu gave her for self-defense.
She only vaguely saw a black, gurgling thing that looked like a big rat, which just came out and disappeared again.
"Oh, it's a sweet potato spirit."
Chi Yu held his chin and thought secretly, that guy relies on his superb earth escape technique, he will not give up, he will definitely come again!
It’s not that he has enough confidence in his own beauty, but mainly... with so many marks in his hands, it’s impossible for him not to be tempted.
"Can sweet potatoes become spirits?" Qingyu's face was full of surprise, as if he had never seen the world before.
"Silly boy~"
Chi Yu touched her head and said, "People can become gods through cultivation, so isn't it normal for sweet potatoes to become spirits?"
"Oh~" Qingyu nodded, not quite understanding, and said with some fear, "Then let's get out of here quickly!"
"Baby, I have something to say to you."
Chi Yu's expression became serious at this moment. She spoke slowly, "When facing fear, the best way is to eliminate it! Rather than running away."
Well, that's the truth.
But then Qingyu raised another question: "But how can we catch him? He burrows into the ground too fast!"
"It is indeed a problem!"
Chi Yu held his chin in his hand and pondered for a long time. After a long while, he asked, "Have you ever played whack-a-mole?"
Qingyu shook his head blankly.
Chi Yu patiently explained to her: "It's like hitting the mole head-on the moment it comes out of the hole! To put it simply, it's like hitting it on the forehead with an iron pot."
"Will it work?" Qing Yu was a little hesitant. After all, she had seen the opponent's speed before, and a normal person would not have time to react.
Chi Yu curled his lips and smiled: "Be more confident, remove the word "can do it"."
"Uh... that leaves only one?"
"Yes, with my hand speed after being single for more than 20 years, it is enough to make him kneel down and call me mom!" As he spoke, Chi Yu wiped the black pot in his hand.
In the moonlight, the pot was shiny black.
*
Late at night.
All sounds are silent.
The earth fell into a deep sleep, with only a figure busy underground.
It was the dwarf who refused to give up.
He was digging the soil quickly while muttering to himself, "Humph! Who would have thought that I would come back to attack? I will definitely eat these two pieces of fat meat today!"
"Rustle~" A slight sound came from under his feet, and Chi Yu instantly perked up.
She held her breath, slowly raised the black pot above her head, and stared at the squirming snow in front of her.
Qing Yu, who was standing next to him, was obviously a little nervous and subconsciously grabbed Chi Yu's sleeve.
"Bang~"
It's too late, but it's soon.
Just as the dwarf's head emerged from the ground, the black pot in Chi Yu's hand fell straight down.
Steady and on target.
This happened so fast that the dwarf was hit dizzy. Before he could react, he felt his scalp tighten and the woman grabbed his hair and pulled him out of the ground like a carrot.
"What kind of work are you doing? Get out of here!"
The dwarf just hung in the air, kicking his feet wildly.
"Ah!" After seeing the other party's true face, Qingyu was immediately shocked, "It turns out that he is not a monster!"
"You are the one doing the work of a monster!"
As the dwarf spoke, a hint of ruthlessness flashed in his small eyes. He reached into his right hand and sprinkled a handful of blue powder towards Chi Yu's face.
Chi Yu didn't have time to react and was slapped in the face.
"Hahaha~" the dwarf laughed, "Woman, you've been poisoned by my All-Desire Powder!
If you don’t have sex within half an hour, the love poison will take effect and your body will explode and you will die! Both your soul and body will be destroyed, you will die!”
"Hiss~" Chi Yu took a breath and pretended to be surprised, "Is it so scary?"
"Ah!" Qingyu's face turned pale, and she said anxiously, "This...what should I do?"
"What should I do? Humph~" The dwarf raised his hands with a smug smile, "My suggestion is to let me go, then take off all your clothes and lie down over there! Otherwise..."
"It seems that you have used this trick to harm people many times!" Chi Yu narrowed his eyes and looked at the dwarf's crotch, then raised his leg and kicked him without any warning.
"——Secret Technique: Double-Punch!"
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