Chapter 373 It’s okay, I’ll give you some medicine
Chapter 373 It’s okay, I’ll give you some medicine
The acquired poisonous body is right before our eyes!
What poisonous substance are you looking for?
After he reminded her, Chi Yu came to her senses: "Yeah! I almost forgot, I'm poisonous!"
"That's right!" Yue Shuang nodded vigorously. "Just drain a few dozen kilograms of his blood, cook it and serve it on the table. They will lose their skin after eating it!"
Is this human language?
Just put a few dozen kilograms in it and use it as my faucet?
Chi Yu was so angry that he laughed, "Brother, I think I need to give you some scientific knowledge. The blood in an adult's body only accounts for 7 to 8 percent of the body weight."
"Is that so?" Yue Shuang touched the bridge of her nose and looked him up and down. "Then it should be about five kilograms or more, about right, it should be enough..."
Fearing that she would not be willing, Yue Shuang decisively brought up her previous remarks: "Junior sister, just think of it as sacrificing yourself for justice!"
Why do I feel like you are taking revenge on me?
"You are so smart!" Chi Yu rolled his eyes at him unhappily, "After you release me, do I still want to live?"
"That half..."
"Not even half, I'm done for if I do half!"
Chi Yu looked at the other person as if he were a fool. "Do you have any common sense? When a person loses 30% of his blood volume, his life will be in danger..."
"I see. That's thirty percent then."
You really have to make the line card so rigid, right?
Chi Yu felt a little pain in his liver, but thinking about using his precious blood to feed these people, he was somewhat reluctant.
After thinking it over again and again, he asked, "Tell me, is there a possibility that the water I use to wash my feet is also poisonous?"
"This..." Yue Shuang's expression suddenly became complicated, and she whispered, "I'm afraid it's a bit immoral?"
If these big guys knew that you used foot washing water to cook, they would probably eat someone alive.
"Immoral?"
Chi Yu's expression turned cold, "I didn't say peeing in it is already noble!"
Yue Shuang: “…” You know what, her idea is really good, it’s just a little bit perverted.
"Try it first." Chi Yu did it right away. He fetched a basin of clean water and washed his feet in it.
The moment her clear eyes shifted, Yue Shuang jumped up in shock: "Too much, I am your brother! You actually want me to drink your foot washing water!"
"Don't get excited! I'm not that perverted." Chi Yu quickly explained, "I mean, you go to the kitchen and get some Lingwei chickens."
"That's better than expected. If you dare to make me drink your foot washing water, I will definitely report you to my master..." Yue Shuang muttered as she walked towards the chicken coop.
Soon, several lively and energetic chickens were thrown in front of Chi Yu.
After some operations, we finally concluded that it is poisonous, but not strong.
"It seems that we have to take a bath in the water tank. It is their honor to drink my bath water."
Half an hour later, Chi Yu, whose skin was almost peeling from washing, climbed out of the water tank.
He also remembered that he had a big sword with plague properties, which could be used to kill chickens and sheep, and it might have miraculous effects.
So he took up his sword again and killed all the animals in the chicken coop and sheepfold that night.
Looking at the pots of chicken blood and sheep blood, Chi Yu simply made up his mind, cut his wrist, added some of his own blood in, and stirred it evenly.
"I tried my best, really!"
The moment he walked out holding the wall, Chi Yu felt that everything he saw was just a few shadows.
Seeing how diligent her junior sister was, Yue Shuang was also infected by her spirit. She picked up the cold water mixed with laxatives and drank it with her head tilted back.
I never thought that this laxative was so effective.
After squatting down, he almost couldn't get up.
It was not until dawn that he finally stood up, holding on to the wall.
Looking at each other's face as pale as paper, the brother and sister smiled miserably in tacit understanding.
One lost too much blood, and the other collapsed from diarrhea.
At the same time, I felt in my heart: Being a villain is really too difficult!
"I need to lie down for a while, otherwise I feel like I won't be able to see the rising sun for a while." Chi Yu collapsed weakly on the rocking chair.
"I add one." Yue Shuang said and shrank into the corner, closing her eyes.
When the two woke up, it was already daybreak.
Chi Yu was surprised to find that there was an old man with gray hair and beard and astigmatism in the kitchen.
While one eye is looking at you, the other eye is staring into the pot.
Quite wise.
She instantly understood that this smart man was sent by Yun Tianhe to monitor her!
But unfortunately, it seems that we are a little late.
"Captain, why are all the chickens and ducks slaughtered?" The younger brother in charge of slaughtering the animals asked in confusion.
Chi Yu glanced at him coldly and flicked his sleeves: "Humph! Wait until you guys get up, are you still in time? This captain has been busy all night without sleep."
"You are really dedicated to your work. No wonder you look so unhappy."
"Hehe~" Chi Yu raised his chin, "Stop talking nonsense and get to work! Remember, no one is allowed to eat secretly today. If I find out, my legs will be broken!"
"Don't worry, we have professional ethics!" After making this assurance, the man turned around and went back to work.
At this time, Yue Shuang came over and asked in a low voice: "Junior Sister, have you taken the laxative?"
Chi Yu's eyebrows twitched: "You didn't go down last night?"
"I was busy with toilets last night, so I didn't have time!" He stole a glance at Lao Deng who was not far away, "What should I do? That old guy is always guarding, I'm afraid I won't have a chance."
"It's okay, just watch me."
Not long after, Chi Yu walked in in front of everyone, dragging the sack of laxatives.
Seeing that he was about to pour it into the porridge, the white-haired old man dodged and stretched out his hand to stop him.
He asked coldly, "What is this?"
"Oh, I'll give you some medicine..."
"What!?" Lao Deng's eyes widened instantly, "You dare to drug me in front of me?"
Then he raised his palms, wanting to kill this ignorant woman.
"Uh... you misheard me. I was talking about cutting the ingredients!"
Chi Yu realized that he had said the wrong thing and quickly corrected himself, "This is my own secret spice. It tastes so good when mixed in porridge! I usually don't want to take it out~"
"Really?" Lao Deng looked at her suspiciously, a little unconvinced. "Why do I feel like you have bad intentions?"
"You are wronging me! Everyone knows that I am a well-known honest man."
Chi Yu looked aggrieved and moved the sack closer to him, "Smell it, is it very fragrant?"
Lao Deng stretched his neck and sniffed symbolically. It was indeed as she said, with a strong fragrance.
But he still expressed his doubt: "If it smells good, it doesn't necessarily mean it's not poisonous! Since you said it's your own secret recipe, then try it in front of me first."
As wise as he was, he decisively chose to let the woman taste it first.
If she doesn't dare, then there's something wrong with the spice! One slap will kill her.
"Okay, remember to clear my name later~" Chi Yu scooped a spoonful into her mouth in front of him.
While chewing, he mumbled, "Actually, you can eat this directly. It's appetizing."
After he swallowed a spoonful, there was no sign of poisoning for a long time.
Only then did Lao Deng feel relieved and quietly stepped aside, no longer trying to stop him.
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