Chapter 566: How did you come up with such a stupid idea?
Chapter 566: How did you come up with such a stupid idea?
It doesn't hurt, the key is that the blood keeps flowing.
The most amazing thing is that the more you use spiritual power to suppress it, the faster the blood spurts out! It's so weird.
In just a short while, their pants were dyed bright red.
"What's going on? Is this thing too overbearing? This... shouldn't be possible!"
The Holy Fire Ancestor was puzzled, but he was not very panicked.
He turned to look at Tan Yao, "Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and make two hemostatic pills. This is not a good way to keep bleeding."
"What the ancestor said is absolutely right." Tan Yao immediately took out the alchemy furnace and started working on the spot.
As someone who was once favored by Medicine Lady, Tan Yao was naturally quite skilled in alchemy.
For him, refining hemostatic pills was a piece of cake.
Soon, two fresh hemostatic pills came out.
The two of them couldn't wait to swallow it, but after a long time, the bleeding still didn't stop.
"This is weird!" The Holy Fire Patriarch was a little mad, and looked at the extraterritorial demon beside him with a sinister look, "Didn't you say it wasn't poisonous? What's going on? Are you kidding us?"
The other party looked at him coldly and said, "I just said it's not poisonous, but I didn't say it's definitely edible! You can't control your mouths, what does it have to do with me? Now you blame me?"
"you……"
“Grandmaster! Don’t get excited!” Tan Yao hurriedly dissuaded him and looked at the extraterritorial demon with a sincere face, “I wonder if you have a way to stop it? I will be very grateful!”
"No, figure it out yourself." The other party said this and disappeared.
"Those who are not of my race must have different hearts! This bastard must have done it on purpose!" The Holy Fire Ancestor gritted his teeth, veins throbbing on his forehead.
Looking at the bright red on the ground, he felt even more distressed, "Isn't this amount a bit too much?"
"Ancestor, I will go back and study a solution first." Tan Yao immediately stood up and quickly returned to the cave.
"Hey, if you find a solution, remember to notify me!" The Holy Fire Ancestor shouted behind him.
"understood!"
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Two days passed in a blink of an eye. The Holy Fire Ancestor was tortured to the point of collapse, but there was still no movement from Tan Yao.
He really couldn't sit still, so he just went to the door himself.
Halfway through the journey, he happened to meet the two brothers Ji Wuli and Mao Youbing, who were walking towards him hand in hand, talking and laughing.
"Hello, Ancestor..."
"Fuck you!" He was so angry that he yelled and punched everyone.
This sudden punch stunned the two brothers.
Ji covered his swollen eyes weakly and said in a low voice: "Ancestor, why did you hit us for no reason?"
"I'm going to beat up two of you bastards!" The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. The Holy Fire Patriarch jumped up and punched each of them.
It was these two idiots who caused a grown man like me to get my period. It’s embarrassing to think about it.
"No, are you being reasonable? Did we provoke you or offend you?"
The cat was so angry that he wanted to argue with the chicken, but the chicken was powerless to stop him.
He whispered, "Forget it, old cat! This old bastard must have gone mad. Let's not bother with him!"
"But he..."
"Let's go! A wise man never suffers a loss in front of him!" The chicken was too weak to drag him sideways or backwards, and he dragged him away.
"Hmph! Beating you is the least of my worries. If I were in my previous temper, I would have taken both of your lives! What the hell?" The Holy Fire Patriarch spat at his feet and came to the outside of Tan Yao's cave, cursing.
Just as he was about to break the barrier, Tan Yao walked out from inside.
"How is it? Have you found a solution?" asked the Holy Fire Ancestor anxiously.
Tan Yao replied in a muffled voice: "There is a solution, but it is only a temporary solution and not a permanent solution."
The Holy Fire Ancestor frowned: "What do you mean by that?"
Tan Yao sighed softly and took out a few blood-colored pills from his arms: "This pill is called Blood Pill, I use..."
Before he could finish his words, the Holy Fire Ancestor snatched it and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing and commenting: "Why does it smell fishy and smelly?"
Tan Yao replied helplessly: "This is the blood pill I made by using the blood from my urine and adding some natural treasures. After taking it, new blood can be produced in a very short time. Repeating this process can ensure that the blood in the body is not lost."
"yue~" After hearing this, the Holy Fire Ancestor began to vomit on the spot.
He grabbed Tan Yao by the collar and shouted, "What kind of solution is this? Don't you find this disgusting? Don't you have any other solution?"
“Yes, there are, but it’s not highly recommended…”
Seeing that he was hesitant to speak, the Holy Fire Patriarch swung his sleeves impatiently: "Speak! Stop wasting time!"
"Well, just use a relatively long hose to connect it, wrap it around your waist, and tie a large wine bottle around your waist. When it is almost full, you take a sip, which can also ensure that the blood is not lost..."
"Fuck you! How did you come up with such a stupid idea?" The Holy Fire Ancestor couldn't help it and jumped up and gave him a big dice.
"This... isn't this what you asked me to say?" Tan Yao covered his face and said aggrievedly.
"I... forget it! I don't want to argue with you!" The Holy Fire Ancestor suppressed his anger, "It seems that I can only refine blood pills to deal with it for a while."
"Hmm~" Tan Yao nodded in a muffled voice and patted the jingling wine pot on his waist, "No more talking, I can refine another furnace now."
"Wait a minute! Refine the ones given to me as well!" As he spoke, the Holy Fire Patriarch took off his pants and handed them over. "Twist them, you should be able to squeeze out a lot."
Tan Yao: "..." You don't have hands, right? You want me to do this kind of thing?
But he didn't dare to disobey, so he had to accept it.
Just as the two were refining the elixir, Paige, who had been abducted here, jumped out from the darkness.
The Holy Fire Patriarch, who was sitting on the water tank, pointed casually and said, "Is this the second surprise you mentioned?"
Tan Yao: "Yes, this should be a fairy beast. Without it, the Yunxi Sect's strength will surely be greatly reduced! We will also have a better chance of success in this trip to the Void Secret Realm."
The Holy Fire Ancestor opened his palms and sucked gently, and Paige was sucked into his hands.
He stroked the pig's head and asked casually, "What are your plans for this trip to the secret realm? When will you set off?"
Tan Yao said without even turning his head: "Three days later, all the elites of the Holy Fire Palace will be dispatched! The Nine Nether Demon Flame must be captured! In addition, no one from other forces who enter the secret realm can be spared!"
"That's right." The Holy Fire Patriarch nodded, "To ensure everything goes well, I will accompany you on this operation! By the way, don't forget to give me the Blood Refining Pill on the way."
The last sentence is the key point, right? Tan Yao rolled his eyes and didn't respond.
At this time, the extraterritorial demon appeared from the darkness: "I will go with you this time. There must be no more mistakes in this Tianyan."
When Paige saw him, a strange light flashed in her eyes. She immediately broke free from the arms of the Holy Fire Ancestor and jumped in front of him.
"This little guy seems to have a special liking for me!" The demon laughed and picked him up from the ground.
He stroked the pig's head and smiled evilly: "Then, stay with me from now on!"
Peppa's eyes rolled around and her pig mouth seemed to raise a smile.
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