binnovel Chapter 148 Your Majesty Can Pick Stars with His Jade Hands
Chapter 148 Your Majesty Can Pick Stars with His Jade Hands
Yan Yunzheng's hands were covered in protein. She wiped her hands with silk and threw them on Chen Dong's face.
"Tell me your strategy for governing the country!" Yan Yunzheng said with a look of disgust.
Chen Dong sighed comfortably, with a look of lingering aftertaste on his face.
Yan Yunzheng was so angry that his chest hurt and he couldn't help but kick Chen Dong.
"Say it!"
Chen Dong said helplessly: "How can you trade like this? Just because you are a high-ranking official, you can force people to buy or sell?"
Yan Yunzheng said dissatisfiedly: "I've already done that, you should just do it, don't push it any further! Pull up your pants and you won't admit it!"
Chen Dong paused while pulling up his trousers, and then said, "I will do it another day."
"You!" Yan Yunzheng gritted his teeth in anger, drew out his dagger and was about to commit murder.
Chen Dong grabbed Yan Yunzheng's snow-white wrist and said with a smile: "If you can't force the sale, you want to kill people to silence them? You are too domineering."
Yan Yunzheng snorted heavily, "I am the Son of Heaven, what's wrong with being overbearing?"
Chen Dong held Yan Yunzheng's waist tightly and pressed against her. Yan Yunzheng could feel the strong and powerful chest and the burning heat gushing out of it.
"You...let me go." Yan Yunzheng wanted to struggle, but her strength was not enough. Instead, Chen Dong held her tighter and tighter. The strong masculine scent that came to her face made her blush.
In addition, just now...
Yan Yunzheng was daydreaming when he suddenly heard Chen Dong say, "My mouth is on my body. I can say what I want to say. If I don't want to say it, then..."
"No..." Yan Yunzheng had just opened her mouth when Chen Dong took advantage of the opportunity and blocked her lips with a domineering and passionate kiss.
It was scorching and burning, like a ball of fire that could consume the heaven and earth.
To melt her!
She felt dizzy and lost herself in the confusion and confusion of her passions, unable to control herself.
When Chen Dong rescued her, she felt a wave of coolness over her body, which woke her up suddenly.
She immediately pushed Chen Dong away, panting heavily, with a flash of shame and anger in her eyes, and gnashed her teeth and said, "You bastard!"
Chen Dong said with a smile: "It's not the first time. Are you still giving me a cold shoulder?"
"You!" Yan Yunzheng pointed at Chen Dong, but when he saw him looking at him with a rogue look on his face, he put his hand down angrily.
"You have taken advantage of me, but now you can talk about the strategies for governing the country, right?" Yan Yunzheng said angrily.
Seeing Yan Yunzheng's murderous look, coupled with the fact that he had just lost control, he felt a little guilty.
Chen Dong coughed lightly and said, "I'll tell you the strategy for governing the country first, but you have to remember the massage you owe me first."
Yan Yunzheng snorted and did not comment.
The mouth belongs to Chen Dong, he can choose to speak or not.
And the hand belongs to Yan Yunzheng, so of course she can choose to press it or not.
She was very proud of herself and thought she had turned the tables.
Chen Dong organized his words and said slowly: "Governing a country is like cooking rice. You can cook it over high heat or simmer it over low heat."
"The imperial examination was a big fire, and the land tax was also a big fire. The military merit system implemented during the Northern Expedition was also a big fire. The raging fire is like cooking oil, it seems prosperous, but it is actually fraught with danger."
“So, it’s time to simmer it down low.”
A hint of anticipation flashed across Yan Yunzheng's eyes, and he listened attentively.
Chen Dong slowly uttered four words, "Fight corruption and punish bribery!"
Yan Yunzheng's eyes lit up and he asked, "How to punish corruption?"
"Das Kapital says that when capitalists have 50% profit, they will take risks. When they have 100% profit, they will trample on all laws. When they have 300% profit, they will risk being beheaded." Chen Dong sneered, "Those officials who use their power to commit corruption are doing business without capital. Their profits are much more than 300%!"
Yan Yunzheng's heart skipped a beat. "Das Kapital, capitalists? How many theories does Chen Dong master?"
Chen Dong said: "The Censorate has the responsibility to monitor all officials, but according to the investigation of the Royal Guards, there is corruption among the censors."
"Have you been eyeing the Censorate for a long time?" Yan Yunzheng's eyes twitched.
Chen Dong coughed lightly and said righteously, "Those imperial censors are making things difficult for Your Majesty. Of course, I, Dongzi, must share Your Majesty's worries!"
Yan Yunzheng rolled his eyes at him, not believing a single punctuation mark.
It was obvious that Chen Dong had been impeached repeatedly by the Censorate and had long been holding a grudge, so he was thinking of killing someone with a borrowed knife!
"How to do it specifically?" Yan Yunzheng asked.
"If you confess your corruption within the time limit and return the dirty money, you will be forgiven. If you exceed the prescribed time limit, you will be severely punished."
"All ninety students selected in this imperial examination will join the Censorate and participate in this anti-corruption campaign. Those who do well will be promoted, and those who go along with the corrupt will be imprisoned together! Moreover, with the newcomers joining, the original Censorate staff should also restrain themselves. If they dare to show their claws again, their hands and heads will be chopped off together!"
"Everyone will be organized into nine inspection teams to inspect the nine states. They will have the right to act at their discretion. The Jinyiwei of each state will also assist."
Yan Yunzheng's pupils shrank.
She originally thought that Chen Dong's purpose was to kill someone with a borrowed knife and get rid of those imperial censors, but after hearing Chen Dong's last words, she suddenly came to her senses.
Chen Dong is trying to take control of the Censorate as well!
Yan Yunzheng stared at Chen Dong with complicated eyes. For a moment, she couldn't tell whether he was loyal or treacherous.
"Your Majesty, why are you looking at me like this?" Chen Dong said with a smile, "I know that I am handsome and charming, and I can make young girls and wives unable to close their legs. But this is not a reason for you to covet me."
Chen Dong's jokes made Yan Yunzheng feel a little relieved.
No matter what he plans to do, fighting corruption will ultimately benefit Dayan and the people!
"I will announce this matter during the grand court meeting and make it known to the world. The confiscated gold and silver will be just the right amount of military funds for the Northern Expedition." Yan Yunzheng said.
Chen Dong smiled and said, "Your Majesty is wise!"
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After walking out of Yan Yunzheng's bedroom, Chen Dong felt refreshed. Those soft and boneless little hands were so charming.
Even this twilight looks particularly pleasing to the eye.
"Eunuch, Empress Zhaoyi asked me to come and look for you." A little palace maid had been waiting outside the bedroom for a long time.
"What's the matter?" Chen Dong asked.
The little palace maid said, "Empress Zhaoyi said she has figured it out."
Chen Dong raised his eyebrows, and became more confident about Li Yuhuan's ambitions.
This woman will stop at nothing to get promoted and win favor!
"Well, let me see how far you can go." Chen Dong said to himself.
He followed the little palace maid to Li Yuhuan's bedroom.
After entering the bedroom, he closed the door immediately.
He sniffed and smelled a faint fragrance in the air.
Li Yuhuan was wearing a gauze and lying on the bed facing inward, revealing every curve of her body, especially her plump pear-shaped buttocks, facing Chen Dong, making Chen Dong swallow his saliva.
"Eunuch Chen, what are you waiting for?" Li Yuhuan asked in a tender voice.
"I'll give Empress Zhaoyi a massage right away." Chen Dong smiled and reached out his hand for Li Yuhuan's buttocks.